PINK RANGER rox like omg!!

Well heres whats been happening lately

you know i have been friend with the people from POWER RANGER SPD
well i have been hanging out with them lately, and like its totally cool
i thought like why seh they so nice to me like very freaky
than actually they wanted me to become one of them
they want me to becom the WHITE RANGER a.k.a their leader
like very unexpected
than i was like dun one ahh
because i see my group dan i see them
like or standard is higher becuase we save people sensibly
unlike them lahh people going to die than want to ssave like
"dude isnt it too late"
dan suddenly the leader merajuk, i laugh my ass out
becausse like sissy seh, leader still cry, how pathetic is that.
well im truly sorry RED RANGER but i am too good to be in your ranger group

okok heres what happening lately, i mean today
just wanted to go home ahh dan i was in the bus enjoying the ride
i saw a man being beaten by two other mans ahh and being robbed
but than like i dont care at all because not my fault what
who ask him to bring that much money
i mean like for your problems i must help you?

like stupid right?
dan okae ahh i ignore him
dan as i went down the bus i saw an old woman struggling to go down the bus
but i pretend nothing happen cuz
its not my fault who ask her to grow so old
last time people offer her an anti-aging face cleanser she dun want
sae she dun mind being old, she dun want to live forever
dan in my heart i was thinking lahh
people offer you, you dun want now want to regret
like is that my problem?
dan i see a boy accidentaly dropped his soft ball
as fast i could, i quickly pickd it up for him
i pity him ahh because he didnt do it on purpose so yeah
he was very thankful to me
and he brought me to his mom
telling her how courageous i am
i was so glad that i could save someone today.
it just brings me joy