I say BA you say NUS

BANUS!

we have too much love with us - and no sorry we don't share.

Since no one updated this dead blog, let me do it!
Hello, I'm bored now so might as well. (:

I was walking out of school today after a week in it for Badminton Camp. The week felt weird cos no human being needed my help at all! Usually, I'll get 1000 cases a week. This time, I don't know what happened to me. Maybe, due to not knowing how to save a life properly. I decided to go to Popular bookstore to search for a book. Still nothing for me, the most they had was "how to cook for dummies". I don't need that, I've got my mum to cook for me so NAHHH. Left the place & surf the net to find information. STILL nothing for me, irritating or what? Sat one corner, listening to songs when suddenly, this song was played. It was The Fray - How to save a life...

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you began to wonder why you came
(Must be polite & don't wonder why you came to save them.)

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
(Stayed up all night for the victims.)

Let him know you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you told him all along
And I pray to God he hears you
And I pray to God he hears you
(Let the victim know you're the best & always pray to God.)

Wow, didn't that teach you how to save a life? I'll shall try this methods to get my 1000 cases per week back! Banus, I miss you! Meet lah but not now okay? AHHHHHHHHHH, bye. (:

Bila tiba Hari Raya, semua Banus bergembira!

Woohoo! Hari Raya is coming & I can't wait!
Scary thing is that, all the seyh-tan/jin/hantu will be free.
I won't have the bravery to hear MJ12 already like now.
When I hear MJ12 during Bulan Ramadhan, pheww! Tak takut psl drg tkde.
Later, pee in my pants ah i tell you!
Okay, wtv.

Yeah, no one needed my help ah this month due to lack of energy. So when they shouted for help, Mr Muscle was there to cover up for me. Told you already what, he's my assistant. Part time only lah for the time being. When Mr Muscle came, the victim were asking for me... Except for Dol gigi jual toothpaste ah, keep wanting Adda to come. Haiyah.

Victim 5501420503.526: HELP!
Mr Muscle: Have no fear, Mr Muscle is here.
Victim 5501420503.526: EEEE, why you come? I want Black ranger.
Mr Muscle: Black ranger got no energy. I'm helping her out. Hurry, your hand is stuck in the toilet bowl, still need my help???
Victim 5501420503.526: Nah, it's okay. I'll wait for Black ranger. Shooo, you can go away now.

I'm touched by this story when Mr Muscle told me. I don't know that I have victims that are wiling to wait for me eventho they are in trouble. Sungguh setia sekali. (:

I'm waiting for Adda's post about Dol gigi jual eyemo.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahai!

siapa kata gadis melayu tak menawan.

upon fasting month, we, the banu rangers have decided to pause our job for a while.

so just the other night i went to geylang serai.... umm.... ya... in case if u dont know i'm malay. yah gadis melayu.. actually i went to little india to find some sari or punjabs but my mom wont allow me to wear. then again i need to respect our culture and traditional. so yea cannnot wear 'bukak-bukak'. sheesh my mom ah!

so the clothes down there were very colourful. i was a bit surprised at how our malay have improved upon years. our traditional clothes also known as baju kurung is getting more..... fashionable? in a sense that it's nice yet it's somehow revealing. CHEH. ok out of track. ini macam kasi ceramah jer.

so we walked around geylang and as you know crowded place = a lot of bodycontacts. being a ranger, i cant stand people who take advantage of this situation to touch girls. but then i dont mind if he's good looking....... or cute.....or has got adorable eyes......... ok ok. so as i was walking i felt a tap on my shoulder. chicken, i turned around and do my flying kick. HAAAAPIAAAAK.

sekali dapat tahu pakcik jual burger ramly.... i left my phone somewhere near their stall.

what a pity.. so in return ive to help them do their burger ramly.. power i tell u. within 5 mins i know already. so chicken mcflurry lah. but then... the day after that day i recieved news that those who'd bought burger from me kena diarrhea 0.0

ok laah sempena bulan baik hari baik ni.. harap jangan nak buat pasal ah. aku dapat tau siap korang!!!! hehe selamat berpuasa. kan member dah berbual melayu.

amcm? ade bakat tk? kalau korang nak tau....................................... I FAILED MY MALAY!!!

ok out of topic already. so banus, when are we going out to fast together? i know lah you guys busy right. but no need to be so busy women lah. make urself free this week. i dont care or else..... aingk

Okay, sorry for not updating sucha long time. You guys should know by now that I got diagnosed with H1N1 before a week I took my CA2. Right? So I think I know how I got it. Well, three days before I fall sick, a guy who sells toothpaste came knocking on my door. He was sucha a loser I tell you! The way he dressed himself, the way he walks, the way he talks and all. Disgusting fellow. His teeth were like bugs bunny, bugs bunny also kalah sia. His hair center parting, he tucked in his shirt and wore his pants high. OMG la. And when he talk, he spits and gagap2 like that. Double OMG la. And his face, looked like a raper(is there such word?). Oh well, I also dunno why I bought the toothpaste from him. Maybe cause idw to see him again? Maybe la. So anw, I think I got the disease from him. You know the toothpaste, it tasted like shit. I think he anyhow make one la. Maybe when making it, HE SPITS. AHHH, so yeah. Suspected him. MUST kill that guy for making me suffer for 1 sickening week!

Anw, happy hols people!

Yours truly,
Yellow Ranger.

Hey, its Monday & sorry for not updating.
All of us is busy with school & stuff cos education is No. 1.
So does f-a-m-i-l-y..
Well, that's not the point..

I wanna apologize to all victims that needed our help but we wasn't there for them.. Like I've said, we were busy with our education. However, I need your help now. My brother just threw away my Hari Raya curtains for this year & my mum is furious about it. She wants us to find it otherwise we won't celebrate this year's celebration. We did a lot of things so far to find it. My brother dig up the garbage bin for it but still nothing. My mum said she wants us to search for this nyonya who happened to take this kind of stuff & sell it. Let me describe this nyonya.. Obviously, she's not a nyonya from the TV show, "Sayang Sayang". She's an old woman, short, henced back, carries a trolley with her all the time & is kinda cute! So please, if you see any suspicious article or person. Please inform our staff or call our Banus hotline. I really need that curtains back, its for my happiness sia. Without it, I won't go out & celebrate with you guys. Please Banus, helppppppppp! CU-MING-AH! TOLONG! Idk how to say it in tamil lah, sorry!..

Black Banu Rangers, signing off!
In search of the missing cute nyonya..
Call me if you saw her anywhere, thanks.

To Norfarasha,

I Love You okay & nothing will change that.
No matter what, we will be there for you.
You know how to call us, right?
I'm glad we created 'Banu Rangers' as part of our lovely friendship.
Putting in our wild imaginations into it & mostly our love we have for each other.
Hopefully, our friendship lasts a lifetime.
Insya-allah, aminnnnnnn! (:

Pink Ranger:

Banu's 1st anniversary!!! 23th October 2009!!
cant wait seh!! Lets celebrate with a picture of us on the cake!!
Wooohooo...!


And now, i feel so depressed... haiz i want my Banu Rangers!

Where's everyone?

Wah, Goodnight people.
Yellow Ranger kena quarantined. After Pink Ranger, followed by Yellow ranger.
Then after that who?
Hmm, today at school I was alone, but luckily got Black Ranger((:
Pink Ranger Busy with her hmwrks, Black Ranger was dilemma about *ehem*
Hahah.
I gave signal to Purple Ranger but I think she's asleep while her teacher was teaching.
Apa daaaaaaaaah.
Weak ah lu.

Then I cannot do anything lor.
Purple Ranger, I miss you leii.
Please answer my signal lah.
If there's no connection then go change the antena(ehh?).
LOL.

Btw, Rangers, we got works to do.
Study hard kay, exams coming nearer. So yeah.
So yah, I know there's no linkage.
Just Good Luck for the Examanations.
Teehee.

Purple Ranger's story.

Lady Popo alert. Lady Popo alert!

Lady Popo is on the loose, selling Keropoks. So people, if you don't want to be the victim.. subscribe to MIO tv.

Eh salah program. I meant, if you don't want to be the victim, decorate your house to look like non-malays house since she's targetting only on Malays. Racist right the Lady Popo? Tsk. So here's what I did. I draw chinese characters outside my house... It does look like chinese house. Hehehe amek kau!

Hmmm. So today, somebody knocked my house. I thought it was Lady Popo so I rushed to the store and took out base ball bat. I was ready to attack her lor. Then I opened the door and quickly attack her.. I saw a cart beside her labelled Yakult. Hah! Wanna fool me huh? So I beat her up. Then suddenly I saw her Yakult ID.

Alamak... Is the Yakult lady lah.. So people, please don't go bashing whoever who knocks ur door up. I've learnt my lesson :(

So anyway, here's a description of Lady Popo. She's Lady Gaga's grandmother. She carries her pontianak along with her. She drives Porsche... She likes to sing Hannah Montana's songs. So don't fall for it.

Beware alright.

Yo, wassup dawg?

During P.E, Green Ranger threw a basketball ball at me. Kena at the head. Bad right?
Wanted to signal to Pink Ranger to come and bash Green Ranger up since Pink Ranger is paling the fierce one. But then, she kena quarantined. Sad case, I know.
So then, signaled to Black Ranger cause she also the paling fierce one. In fact, she's fiercer than Pink Ranger, but I guess she never receive it? My school bad network ah, bad connection.
No choice la, then signaled Purple Ranger. She agree la to beat that Green Ranger. I also want to meet her to return all her bras and undergarments that I stole to use it as a handkerchiefs, which all are covered with my mucus (LOL).
But she came when school ends T.T , Bukit Panjang and Sembawang very far lehh. So nevermind ah, by the time she reached, Green Ranger forgiven already.

But that's not the thing that I'm here to blog about. Just wanna say that;
PEOPLE, ENJOY YOUR WEEKENDS. HEY MY FRIENDS, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WEEKEND *singing* (for those who watched Nickelodeon, you know i know ^^).

Remember to eat your veggies too!

HEY!
We're starting the plan thingy this week so here I am!
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...

Nothing about other people's life getting rescued but its about my younger siblings.
Yeah, they cried as they thought they were going to jail for vandalism!
You might find it really funny for the line above. ^^^
My whole family scared them today, telling them that the police are coming to take them away.
Apparently, Lina was the first to cry while Aqil's face was freaking out.
This goes to all the naughty kids out there who kept drawing on walls, doors & neighbour's door.
Both of them did that & we had to teach them a lesson.
I told them that police will lock them in for vandalism and both faces turned scared.
My mum then added, saying that if they do it again, they are going to regret it.
Suddenly, some parts of 'Crime Watch' show was shown on TV about VANDALISM!
WOW, convenience (24/7) !!!!!!!!
Lina began to cry..
My father then told them that the police are coming over & that made them ran into the room.
This is the best part :
Mum knocked on the door telling them that the police are here.
Dad told my brother to ring the door bell.
Brother rang the door bell.
I was shouting, "OH, POLICE ARE HERE!"
The two kids were crying like hell in the room, scared of the imaginary police officers!
How funny, right?
So kids, vandalism is NO GOOD! So, take a piece of drawing paper & draw instead. Who knows, your drawing might be the next MONALISA. (:

Reported by,
Black Banu Ranger.
*WINKWINK*

Okay since i am bored, i am gonna stat posting..heez (:
Alright, where should i start? oh yeah!! recently i had just received
a phone call, i thought it was from my lover at first, but then...false alarm
it was an auntie trying to sell 'coke', i told her i don't want to buy but she insist that i buy from her, shes like so bitchy and demanding, everyone must listen to her opinion..
Then, i grew angrier, i was so depressed by the demanding 'nenek'.
i went home straight away from ADDA's (yellow ranger) house,
when i reached home, i saw that my brother bought lots of rambutan, dan i grew happy
okay purple ranger is right, my mood do swing but "so what i am a rock start" hahahhaa
tu dah tkde kene mengene..aku dah no idea seriously..
ouhkae so i ate ten rambutans in one minute, dann....i got stomach ache ):
i thought only eating banana in one minute can get stomach ache
its actually if u eat ten rambutan in one minute also got stomach ache
than maybe i should eat eleven banana or rambutan in one minute so dat i would not get stomach ache..i wonder hat will happen if i eat ten watermelon in one minute
will i get stomach ache?? cuz they didnt talk anything about watermelon.
So i assume eating ten water melon is okay..aiyah whats the harm i mean
watermelon is so nice, red and juicy.. i think food that is delicious wont bring harm to your body so thats why its okay to eat as much burger or any fatty food that is delicious
don't eat food that you think is not delicious cuz it might bring harm to your body
so be careful okay..like all those bitter vegetable even thought goood in nutrients, if not nice just dont eat!!! dont harm yourself... so that there will be less job for the banu rangers
have some pity in us lahh..tired you know, everytime must solve your problem
you think peope so free meh? peope got life you know...

Confirmation succeeded.

WOW! Okay, I've got the plans ready since everyone has agree to it.
Probably we could start it next week? If everyone's ready to do it.

Monday - (Siti Nurul) - fake! Liliana
Tuesday - Norfarasha
Wednesday - Nur Khoiriyyatun Sabila
Thursday - Fatimah Zulaikha
Friday - Nadrah Shazwani
Saturday & Sunday - ANY BANUS!

Okay, everyone clear?
Tell me when you guys are ready to start okay.
By doing this, we won't leave our blog dead.
I'll ensure that every BANUS will blog on their respective day.
If not, I'll fly to your house & grill your ass.
Thank you & have a nice day!
The Banu Rangers are here to bring convenience to you. (Convenience, 24/7.)

Phew.

I am so tired! I just came back from helping an uncle to slaughter his dog. At first I was mad at the uncle but then when I saw the dog, I remembered it was the same dog that chased me not long time ago so I closed one eye lor! Who tell the dog to chase me? Such a stalker and ungentleman. You don't stalk girls, you ask for their numbers dummy.

OK so pardon us for the lack of updates 'cause we've been too busy with schoolwork. We're trying to keep our identity as a Rangers unknown at school but it seems like my teacher know it already. She asked me to help her carry her stuffs to her office! She must know I'm a ranger already! Aiyo what to do?

H1N1 summore. Because of that disease I must wear mask. Not nice you know wearing mask while flying.. 'Cause everytime when I fly, I will open my mouth big big to let the air come inside my mouth. Now cannot already lor. The mask so annoying! And we Banus also need to check our tempreature but because we're superheroes our body tempreature tend to be so high until 47.8 celcius. It's normal lah but the teachers at school.... aiyah troublesome you know :(

Hmmm so just now all of us met Optimus Prime... We're late by 5 mins and he became so angry that he didnt wanna talk to us. So I used my skill and flirted with him. But to no avail. So at last I offered him a good deal. 1 year contract of free leg massage and he agreed.

It's not easy to massage his leg ok... you probably get electric current. meh~

Howdy Cowboy!!

Oh well its time for me to upload my post
well this recently i put away my detector for the saving lives whatsoever
because i was really busy with all the homework, my projects and exam so yeah
saving the world is a none important thingy
than now i am so free i decided to check the detector thingy
i realized that i have 100 missed call!! hahaha not bad seh
can tahan ahh, dan i go chechk ahh from who the message is why are they calling me
dan like after checking, it was all bullshit...it was a good thing that i ignore it
guess what are the call about?
it was all like about japan got earthquake lahhh
tsunami is back, a kid stuck at the eleventh floor lahh
summore all from overseas.. they think what i print money everyday ahh
like as if i rich enough like that can travel here travel there
summore im ver fussy when i take the earoplane, i must take the first class.
and u expect me to take fisrt class aeroplane every now and then
walao! atleast but for me lahh the ticket so that i can go
even if i went there, what can i do sia? like im not god
so i cant prevent tsunami or eathquake
so too bad lahh, i cannot do anything.....go find black ranger, les just hope she can help you
but i doubt she will help you
hahahahhaaahah!! jk jk dun beat me up..

posted by: Pink Ranger.

Update.

May peace be upon you! (:

Hey all, look at our blog? It's dead so let's make it live. lol.
Okay, I've plan to give each banus a day for them to blog here.
I know you don't understand what I'm trying to say. Well, here goes..
E.g: Each of us can choose a day (Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs & Fri) to blog.
As in, If I am on Mon, then I would have to blog.
If Fasha's on Tue then she would have to blog.. Get it?
For the weekends, any banus can blog. So, what do you think?
Tell me if this idea is good & tell me which day do you want it?
If you think it's a good idea, took the idea from 5 Awesome guys (a youtube video group).
So, I need feedback okay, guys?

Love, Black Ranger. (:

Hello.

HOWDY ALL. WASSUP?

OK so I sat for Rangers examination just now.
It was bloody hard damn it. Yellow Ranger obviously did not do well
because she was seen sleeping when the paper started. Brilliant!
Pink Ranger was sweating like hell during the exam. Wow, she must have
study so hard huh? Black Ranger and Green Ranger was copying each other's work
While me? I chill only.

So there's one part of the question that was the most challenging..

" What would YOU do if you saw a person falling from the nearby estate? "

and I answered,

" high chances that person is pontianak "

right? there's possibility.

Then there was another question which sent chills down my spine..

" What is the ionic compound for Oxygen "

Wow. See, to be a professional Ranger it takes a lot OK!

Well, good luck Banus for the exams. Tomorrow is our coursework exam.
We need to save as many lives as possible within one minute.
Real humans will be used and real lives will be lost.
Wohooo this is fun!

YR.

Okay, people kept complaining that I wasn't doing my duty well. I helped all those who doesn't need my help, and those who needed my help, I ignored. Hahaha. But true la, I also dunno why I did that. Atleast I helped whatt, they not happy call other superheroes ah. I don't like ah helping old hags, later they'll share their grandmother's stories with me which I don't even care. Annoying.

An example of me not helping those who needed my help:
It was 7:22 AM. I was walking my way to school, with a paper on my hand. Notes of Math formulas, I was memorizing it. Then, I saw a nyonya carrying heavy plastic bags, and she expected me to help her. I mean, c'mon la. I'm small in size, and clearly I'm not that strong (Ok, I admit okay!). She got her own hands whatt. Summore, I was already late for school. Go and die la old hag. Call Mr Muscle for help la since he's so muscular -.-

An example of me helping those who don't need my help:
(Okay, maybe no example of me helping people who need not need my help.)

But heyy! Atleast I helped a boy who fell from his bike yesterday. Aku tolong jatuhkan die (HAHA).

Well Banus,
when wanna go out together-gether again ah? :(

Cherished.

Why did i not cherish the times earlier?
i feel so sad.
Sad for the fact that everything we had done
is lost. Lost in the past
the only way we could look back is through the pictures.
Pictures that did not really satisfy our feeling
what were we thinking?
right now.. there's barely any WE anymore
there's just me and you
right now how i really cherish those time )=

Hi, it's been long since I've updated. I mean, I'm hardly online anyway. Fine, who cares about me right? Well, let's start with my story.

What can I say? People are so "peanut forgetting its shell". FYI, since there's that new commercial about Mr. Muscle saving people & all. No one calls us up anymore, only pathetic people called. Like there's one time when a girl called me saying that she's lost. I thought she lost in space or something ah cos I know the directions. Unfortunately, she lost her way lah. She didn't know how to get to Canberra Sec. I wanted to help but I also don't know directions in Singapore, so I called Fasha. Wow, that girl knows alot about streets. Okay, I'm not helpful at all.

Another time, Adda (my friend) forgot to bring her worksheet to class. She told me she's scared and all but what can I do? When it comes to studying, cannot play ah. Good thing, I'm a good comforter. I just tell her at most also she will get slapped or something. Or, kena detention with Mr James. Ala, chicken nugget only. Wah, then she say I'm not helping?! Damn angry sia, I helped what. Help her feel scared, alamak. People can get so unappreciative.

That's the recent activities I've done, just helping people here and there. I think I did good what, at least I helped.. Well, so long. I need to study, I told you right cannot play. BYE.

To: Stupid people without dictionary

Ouhkae babies, now my turn again to blog
aites me too, i have been ignoring emergency call or rather i know what the emergency was but i chose not to care about the problem
anywaes the emergency was not really and emergencies
like for example..
you know some people are just so stupid, like do they
not know anything abt what emergency is?
is it not in their dictionary or they jus dun own one
goshes people..they probably cost about few thousand dollar for one
really good dictionary
what so expensive about that?
i mean you work for few months already can get the thousand what..
ouhkae you know whats their emergency?
one of them called me because their friend fainted
and there are saliva foam coming out of their mouth
and i was like so??
i mean hello! im nt a freaking doctor for goodness sake
(actually nt a good thing that i am not a doctor, maybe thats why doctors are unsucessful becuase there aint me)
go to the hospital lahh..dat one your friend problem ahh who ask your friend
to be sick? who ask your friend to be unhealthy
in the frst place?
from young people want to give you healthy food and stuffs
you dun want..now sick, want to call me
you think im your mother?
you think im your god?can save you like that
hw many time want to say already
i only help people
liike when they cannot get the comb out of their hair,
when their cat got stuck at the tree,
or when you get your underwear stuck in the middle of your butt
than come and find me
those kind of stuffs, i wont hesitate
to help
understand?! goshes people..

Wassup, its been awhile eh?

lately nothing much happened. i saw Mas Selimut yesterday...
he was buying roti prata. i thought of arresting him at that very moment
but pity him ah. he looked hungry you know?
roti prata summore.
so i let him be. i mean, if it's fated for him to eat roti prata,
how can I ever arrest him right? it's destiny.

then today suddenly his face came out at News 8 Tonight.
FOOD POISON AH.
kesian member. rest in peace eh dude?
kaki dah tempang ade hati nk lari.

anyho, today i was walking around my neighbourhood
when i saw this aunty nagging to her kid in chinese. wah pontianak hear also can run.
i wanted to help the kid but nah, he deserved it.
nenenipupu.
who ask to play soccer and get dirt ur shirt up?
goondus.

i've no mission ah lately. now i'm the most tak-laku ranger around.
nobody beep me up anymore.

pathetic right.

Sorry.

HELLO, DEAREST SINGAPOREAN.

Wassup?

I've been rejecting calls from the Mayor to save the world. Why? Blame the FNN's coursework. Just wanna say sorry. Thousand apologies.

Lots of love,
Yellow Ranger.

Aites heres a big different, im not gonna post about me or other banus saving people life
like i mean thats our job, we always save people's life, if were continue to write abt saving people
were like gonna write like thicker than the thickest dicitonary anyone can ever find, hahahhahaha
sorry people im just born without shame so dun get really get surprised with whatever i am doing, and dun ask me a stupid question like " do you have shame?" like i've said, i dun have one...
alright holiday has just started and were very boring at home ya know..
each of us have hell lots of homework, but for me im lucky cuz im clever...hahahhahaha
i manage to do the whole lansam of homework within one day cuz you know why, im not gonna hand it in cuz im away
so yeah i didnt really do all of them like for example my emaths, walaoweh no idea sia how to do like seriously so hard and it is also cuz i nvr pay attention for the lesson cuz i was too tirred, also dunnu why i tired?so im nt gonna do iit at all, hahahahhaha yeah i know im kinda bitchy but just cant help it.
aites aites aites, banu ranger need to set aside for our family day, in other words, banus outing number two..
hmmm maybe we should do some barbecue, but barbecue is vey leceh must bring heavy stuffs.
or to the sentosa, but sentosa is under construction, ltr see unsighylt place..haiyoh i oso dunnu where to go..

-

I miss all of you tremendously, I really do.
I miss the leader, Lili.
The co-leader, Fatimah.
The co-co-leader, Bella.
The co-co-co-leader, Adda.
My favourite girls of all time <3

Everyone changes, even superheroes. Lets take Powerpuff girls for instance. Aren't they cute with those round coloured eyes? Well, they are certainly not with this..

Speaking of which, have you seen them in the newer version? They changed their name to Powerpuff Girls Z. Their powers is like so OMA, can be said lame lah. Bubble's powers is to blow bubbles, Blossom is to throw blossoms while Buttercup's powers is to throw butter & cups to the monsters. Lame isn't it? (Powers tu smue, aku asal boleh.) Well, how is the monsters gonna get destroyed in that manner? Kental babe, kene semut pun tak mati.

Well, back to business. I was walking to school today & was late for school. All the stupid baby's fault ah, aiyah. *Sound effect when you're flashing back* I was late for school & luckily it was not raining that time. I heard a baby crying so loudly that the whole estate was affected, I had to do something about that. Using my super canggih ears to detect where the sound was coming from & dashed there as soon as possible. Man, the baby was loud. According to the baby's maid, he was awaken by a terrible noise next door. The maid did all that she could do to quiet down the baby but was unsuccessful. It was then when I know what to do.. someone's gotta sing !



Amazingly, the baby went back to sleep & I could finally go to school when it started to rain heavily. Wow, this is great ! -_-"

goshes people why does the pink ranger always have to do everything?lucky got kaki...hahahhaa

ok heres whats happening, you wanna know whats happening? durh ofcourse you do?who doesnt?

okok well ,hmmm. let see, today i am off duty

so when i sae off duty i iterally mean off the duty so im not saving anyone,

heck care if that sumone is in trouble, like i mean you get yourself in the trouble, you get ouy by yourself also aites?understand?

alright dan i was eating lunch with one of my classmate suddenly i see one man kene robbed

but then i pity him cuz he kinda look pathetic

so i was thinking of saving him, but then....

luckily i remember i was off duty

so yeah i thought fast, and i stop thinking of saving dat man and yeah i ignore him

ok i know i was kinda mean not to save him but what do you expect

i mean its my off duty, gotta respect that okae? we heros need some off duty

later tired like hell you know

you think what we we save people everyday not tired ahh?

ok so yeah by the time when i had finished eating

i was leaving the macdonalds i saw the man on the way

he was actually half dead, i didnt even know

which one is his eyes which one is his mouth

i wisper to him sry cuz im off duty

the man understood and he said that its okae even thought he was half dead

its a wonder how youre badly beaten up, you can still forgive people

so yeah since he has forgiven me, i wasnt worrited at all

i think he understand that everyone needs a break, thats why i bought a kitkat on the way home

PINK RANGER rox like omg!!

Well heres whats been happening lately

you know i have been friend with the people from POWER RANGER SPD
well i have been hanging out with them lately, and like its totally cool
i thought like why seh they so nice to me like very freaky
than actually they wanted me to become one of them
they want me to becom the WHITE RANGER a.k.a their leader
like very unexpected
than i was like dun one ahh
because i see my group dan i see them
like or standard is higher becuase we save people sensibly
unlike them lahh people going to die than want to ssave like
"dude isnt it too late"
dan suddenly the leader merajuk, i laugh my ass out
becausse like sissy seh, leader still cry, how pathetic is that.
well im truly sorry RED RANGER but i am too good to be in your ranger group

okok heres what happening lately, i mean today
just wanted to go home ahh dan i was in the bus enjoying the ride
i saw a man being beaten by two other mans ahh and being robbed
but than like i dont care at all because not my fault what
who ask him to bring that much money
i mean like for your problems i must help you?

like stupid right?
dan okae ahh i ignore him
dan as i went down the bus i saw an old woman struggling to go down the bus
but i pretend nothing happen cuz
its not my fault who ask her to grow so old
last time people offer her an anti-aging face cleanser she dun want
sae she dun mind being old, she dun want to live forever
dan in my heart i was thinking lahh
people offer you, you dun want now want to regret
like is that my problem?
dan i see a boy accidentaly dropped his soft ball
as fast i could, i quickly pickd it up for him
i pity him ahh because he didnt do it on purpose so yeah
he was very thankful to me
and he brought me to his mom
telling her how courageous i am
i was so glad that i could save someone today.
it just brings me joy

Purple Ranger :D

As you can see, a lot of Superheroes are retiring which means Banu Rangers has a very tight schedule. We're serious about this and we've been receiving PRANK/UNIMPORTANT CALLS. This is such a waste of time ok. Here are one example where I don't think we're really needed and thus it wasted our precious time.

Example : Yellow Ranger received an emergency call. All of us rushed there to find out that a man has been killed.

This is so unimportant. What're we suppose to do? Do a funeral for him? Give him his life back? People people.. wake up. We're superheroes, NOT God. We don't give lives, we take them.

While serving this unimportant call, we might miss and did not attend the other IMPORTANT emergency.. Such as a mom who've some trouble switching on the stove. This means she wouldn't be able to cook thus her kids would become hungry. What a poor thing. No wonder her kids ended up being a thief in their neighbourhood bakery shops...

So lately we've one huge mission. This big giant is still on the loose as you can see. So yeah, people, please be aware. If you feel like your house is shaking, don't worry, is not earthquake/hurricane/tsunami/thunder/end of the world. It's just this big fat giant. Don't worry, the least he can do is to destroy your house ceiling... So yeah you know what to do - Hide under the table! **

Ok bye and please do not disturb I'm playing some games.

** results may vary.

GREEN RANGER TO THE RESCUE

UhHUH!
Im back !
im back from my vacation. (nonsence!)
kkay.

yeah, i did save someone who nearly fainted from seeing a rat.
Or shud I say a very big rat !
I was petroling that time.
Hmmm, Actually he is a cleaner, he was cleaning this store from
Senoko factory.
While he was cleaning, he heard noises.
He checked everywhere except under the pail.
Exactly when he pulled up the pail, there's this big rat running away.
He shouted like a little bitch!
*evil laugh*
I heard his bitchy voice, so I fly to the store.
of course when I saw the rat, I was geli2 u noe.
but, im a hero where can like that.
Tahan macho sikit.
aingggk! HAHA! why am i using that 'ainnngkk!' thingy.
kkay, as i was typing, errrrm,
yah, he ran to me and asked me to catch that rat quickly.
Is he a man or wat?
haiyaaaa, wat kind of man is that.
I ran here and there like stupid people trying to catch that rat.
wahhhh, tired sia.
But, finally i caught it.
muahahahahhaha!
wanna see the picture of the rat?
okay, here u go,


big enough?
hahaha, that one not me carrying it but my friend.
yah.
well, not to forget to show the expression of the man face when he shouted,

.........


so yah, thats him, hensem?
well, at the same time im gonna show you YELLOW RANGER's cousin.
so cute. But I take candid uh. YR dont be angry uh,


there you go.
cute rite?
hahaha, kkay. Thats all from GREEN RANGER.

And today the day is saved by, THE GREEN RANGER !
thank you, thank you.

No, not Missing In Action.

Well, good news. Our planet is save cause Ivan Ooze is trapped again in his purple egg. I guess you guys should've read the newspaper. "Five heroic teenagers defend this Earth against the ultimate evil..." Yep, that's us alright!

You guys should've known that Ivan Ooze(picture above) was back once again. Mayor knows that only the Banus could stop this ugly pinhead from ruling our planet. And it's a success. We fought for honour, fought for your life.

So there we were, having our photoshoot. (They got no Green suit and Purple suit. Green and Purple Ranger was forced to wear Blue and Red suit.) Suddenly, all of our compounders flashed a light. IVAN OOZE'S BACK ONCE AGAIN. SAVE OUR PLANET, RANGERS.


There we were, fighting for you people. Fighting to protect the Earth.
First tried, we failed. So then we decided to use this..

In order to win Ivan Ooze. And yes, totally worked. Fought for justice.
It was actually an extremely long story.
But the good thing, we're safe right? Thanks to Banu Rangers. Who? BANU RANGERS!

We've got a FATTY situation !

LATEST NEWS

A GIGANTIC, most ENORMOUS, most HAIRY, BIG FAT Godzilla is at LOSE !!!

Reporters reported that this Orang Hutan? , Elephant? or the big blue Whale? is wondering around destroying lives, houses & vehicles around you. According to many eye witnesses, this "creature" seems to be tagging nonsensical stuffs on many people's blog in a stupid manner. It seems like this "creature" is trying to tell all of us something that we, HUMANS couldn't even understand a thing. I'm sure all of us here are praying for some miracle or SUPERHEROES to come & save our lives before this "creature" destroys the last mankind of our beloved EARTH.

Help somebody ! HELP !
.

This looks like a job for, "BANU RANGERS !"

Fear no FATTY, cos here comes 'MR P.E' !
.

Our P.E teacher saw this "creature" destroying lives & decided to make it run millions of laps around the stadium till some calories are burned or exploded, at least. Pink Ranger kicked her in the ass but this "creature" didn't even feel a thing. Other rangers decided to help by doing the same thing but still it couldn't be moved ! (The Script should have change their song title to, "The FATTY who can't be moved.) Fed up with this situation, we called all the living humans & animals to gather together to do some serious ASS kicking to this monster ! Finally, all of us succeeded & felt proud that the "CREATURE" is gone from this WORLD !

.

All thanks to "THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD". (:

Jojo.

Ok so, sorry for not updating.

It's not that I done have any mission, but it's just that....... I forgot this blog's password. So you see my problem? Good. If you don't, tell your mom. You might have asthma.

Anyway, our job were very limited lately because we're back to school. What? Rangers go to school too okay. Which school? Superheroes school. Even Superman went to that school once but he flunked because he couldn't even spelled the world " environment " correctly. Oh, also, Ninja turtles are our classmates. Cool right? I know. Want powers? Easy. Create a blog and name yourself Power Puff Girl. There.

So anyway, the heaviest duty we had was during New Year's celebration. Yes, tight mission. I was Jackson Rathbone's security guard while Yellow Ranger was Alex Turner's, Pink Ranger's was David Archuleta's, Green Ranger was Jason Mraz's and Black Ranger was Muthusami's (:

It was very crowded and we had to be very careful. Then........... Suddenly. BOOOOOOOOOOM. Mojojojo arrived. Not surprised. I knew it. This monkey ah! I'll tell your mom Mojojojo. Mojomama will be very angry at you! So Yellow Ranger went and stopped Mojojojo, and...

Yellow Ranger : Sorry berok, out of here now.
Mojojojo : What?
Me : Yes. Out of here. NOW.
Mojojojo : But..but...
Me : What?
Mojojo : I am here to celebrate New Year lah!
Us : O.O

So we let him in. What to do? Then everything goes smoothly. No mess. Nothing. Couples making out. As usual, condom didn't fit and stuffs. Boring.

I'll update if there's anything interesting okay? Because I think Cicakman and Obama is saving taking our place as the superheroes. GRRRR.

Got lorry. Got bus. Got day, Can reply. (translated from Malay's version)

Nobody's save currently.