Lady Popo alert. Lady Popo alert!
Lady Popo is on the loose, selling Keropoks. So people, if you don't want to be the victim.. subscribe to MIO tv.
Eh salah program. I meant, if you don't want to be the victim, decorate your house to look like non-malays house since she's targetting only on Malays. Racist right the Lady Popo? Tsk. So here's what I did. I draw chinese characters outside my house... It does look like chinese house. Hehehe amek kau!
Hmmm. So today, somebody knocked my house. I thought it was Lady Popo so I rushed to the store and took out base ball bat. I was ready to attack her lor. Then I opened the door and quickly attack her.. I saw a cart beside her labelled Yakult. Hah! Wanna fool me huh? So I beat her up. Then suddenly I saw her Yakult ID.
Alamak... Is the Yakult lady lah.. So people, please don't go bashing whoever who knocks ur door up. I've learnt my lesson :(
So anyway, here's a description of Lady Popo. She's Lady Gaga's grandmother. She carries her pontianak along with her. She drives Porsche... She likes to sing Hannah Montana's songs. So don't fall for it.
Beware alright.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Yo, wassup dawg?
During P.E, Green Ranger threw a basketball ball at me. Kena at the head. Bad right?
Wanted to signal to Pink Ranger to come and bash Green Ranger up since Pink Ranger is paling the fierce one. But then, she kena quarantined. Sad case, I know.
So then, signaled to Black Ranger cause she also the paling fierce one. In fact, she's fiercer than Pink Ranger, but I guess she never receive it? My school bad network ah, bad connection.
No choice la, then signaled Purple Ranger. She agree la to beat that Green Ranger. I also want to meet her to return all her bras and undergarments that I stole to use it as a handkerchiefs, which all are covered with my mucus (LOL).
But she came when school ends T.T , Bukit Panjang and Sembawang very far lehh. So nevermind ah, by the time she reached, Green Ranger forgiven already.
But that's not the thing that I'm here to blog about. Just wanna say that;
PEOPLE, ENJOY YOUR WEEKENDS. HEY MY FRIENDS, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WEEKEND *singing* (for those who watched Nickelodeon, you know i know ^^).
During P.E, Green Ranger threw a basketball ball at me. Kena at the head. Bad right?
Wanted to signal to Pink Ranger to come and bash Green Ranger up since Pink Ranger is paling the fierce one. But then, she kena quarantined. Sad case, I know.
So then, signaled to Black Ranger cause she also the paling fierce one. In fact, she's fiercer than Pink Ranger, but I guess she never receive it? My school bad network ah, bad connection.
No choice la, then signaled Purple Ranger. She agree la to beat that Green Ranger. I also want to meet her to return all her bras and undergarments that I stole to use it as a handkerchiefs, which all are covered with my mucus (LOL).
But she came when school ends T.T , Bukit Panjang and Sembawang very far lehh. So nevermind ah, by the time she reached, Green Ranger forgiven already.
But that's not the thing that I'm here to blog about. Just wanna say that;
PEOPLE, ENJOY YOUR WEEKENDS. HEY MY FRIENDS, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WEEKEND *singing* (for those who watched Nickelodeon, you know i know ^^).
Monday, July 20, 2009
Remember to eat your veggies too!
HEY!
We're starting the plan thingy this week so here I am!
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...
Nothing about other people's life getting rescued but its about my younger siblings.
Yeah, they cried as they thought they were going to jail for vandalism!
You might find it really funny for the line above. ^^^
My whole family scared them today, telling them that the police are coming to take them away.
Apparently, Lina was the first to cry while Aqil's face was freaking out.
This goes to all the naughty kids out there who kept drawing on walls, doors & neighbour's door.
Both of them did that & we had to teach them a lesson.
I told them that police will lock them in for vandalism and both faces turned scared.
My mum then added, saying that if they do it again, they are going to regret it.
Suddenly, some parts of 'Crime Watch' show was shown on TV about VANDALISM!
WOW, convenience (24/7) !!!!!!!!
Lina began to cry..
My father then told them that the police are coming over & that made them ran into the room.
This is the best part :
Mum knocked on the door telling them that the police are here.
Dad told my brother to ring the door bell.
Brother rang the door bell.
I was shouting, "OH, POLICE ARE HERE!"
The two kids were crying like hell in the room, scared of the imaginary police officers!
How funny, right?
So kids, vandalism is NO GOOD! So, take a piece of drawing paper & draw instead. Who knows, your drawing might be the next MONALISA. (:
Reported by,
Black Banu Ranger.
*WINKWINK*
We're starting the plan thingy this week so here I am!
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...
Nothing about other people's life getting rescued but its about my younger siblings.
Yeah, they cried as they thought they were going to jail for vandalism!
You might find it really funny for the line above. ^^^
My whole family scared them today, telling them that the police are coming to take them away.
Apparently, Lina was the first to cry while Aqil's face was freaking out.
This goes to all the naughty kids out there who kept drawing on walls, doors & neighbour's door.
Both of them did that & we had to teach them a lesson.
I told them that police will lock them in for vandalism and both faces turned scared.
My mum then added, saying that if they do it again, they are going to regret it.
Suddenly, some parts of 'Crime Watch' show was shown on TV about VANDALISM!
WOW, convenience (24/7) !!!!!!!!
Lina began to cry..
My father then told them that the police are coming over & that made them ran into the room.
This is the best part :
Mum knocked on the door telling them that the police are here.
Dad told my brother to ring the door bell.
Brother rang the door bell.
I was shouting, "OH, POLICE ARE HERE!"
The two kids were crying like hell in the room, scared of the imaginary police officers!
How funny, right?
So kids, vandalism is NO GOOD! So, take a piece of drawing paper & draw instead. Who knows, your drawing might be the next MONALISA. (:
Reported by,
Black Banu Ranger.
*WINKWINK*
Friday, July 17, 2009
Okay since i am bored, i am gonna stat posting..heez (:
Alright, where should i start? oh yeah!! recently i had just received
a phone call, i thought it was from my lover at first, but then...false alarm
it was an auntie trying to sell 'coke', i told her i don't want to buy but she insist that i buy from her, shes like so bitchy and demanding, everyone must listen to her opinion..
Then, i grew angrier, i was so depressed by the demanding 'nenek'.
i went home straight away from ADDA's (yellow ranger) house,
when i reached home, i saw that my brother bought lots of rambutan, dan i grew happy
okay purple ranger is right, my mood do swing but "so what i am a rock start" hahahhaa
tu dah tkde kene mengene..aku dah no idea seriously..
ouhkae so i ate ten rambutans in one minute, dann....i got stomach ache ):
i thought only eating banana in one minute can get stomach ache
its actually if u eat ten rambutan in one minute also got stomach ache
than maybe i should eat eleven banana or rambutan in one minute so dat i would not get stomach ache..i wonder hat will happen if i eat ten watermelon in one minute
will i get stomach ache?? cuz they didnt talk anything about watermelon.
So i assume eating ten water melon is okay..aiyah whats the harm i mean
watermelon is so nice, red and juicy.. i think food that is delicious wont bring harm to your body so thats why its okay to eat as much burger or any fatty food that is delicious
don't eat food that you think is not delicious cuz it might bring harm to your body
so be careful okay..like all those bitter vegetable even thought goood in nutrients, if not nice just dont eat!!! dont harm yourself... so that there will be less job for the banu rangers
have some pity in us lahh..tired you know, everytime must solve your problem
you think peope so free meh? peope got life you know...
Alright, where should i start? oh yeah!! recently i had just received
a phone call, i thought it was from my lover at first, but then...false alarm
it was an auntie trying to sell 'coke', i told her i don't want to buy but she insist that i buy from her, shes like so bitchy and demanding, everyone must listen to her opinion..
Then, i grew angrier, i was so depressed by the demanding 'nenek'.
i went home straight away from ADDA's (yellow ranger) house,
when i reached home, i saw that my brother bought lots of rambutan, dan i grew happy
okay purple ranger is right, my mood do swing but "so what i am a rock start" hahahhaa
tu dah tkde kene mengene..aku dah no idea seriously..
ouhkae so i ate ten rambutans in one minute, dann....i got stomach ache ):
i thought only eating banana in one minute can get stomach ache
its actually if u eat ten rambutan in one minute also got stomach ache
than maybe i should eat eleven banana or rambutan in one minute so dat i would not get stomach ache..i wonder hat will happen if i eat ten watermelon in one minute
will i get stomach ache?? cuz they didnt talk anything about watermelon.
So i assume eating ten water melon is okay..aiyah whats the harm i mean
watermelon is so nice, red and juicy.. i think food that is delicious wont bring harm to your body so thats why its okay to eat as much burger or any fatty food that is delicious
don't eat food that you think is not delicious cuz it might bring harm to your body
so be careful okay..like all those bitter vegetable even thought goood in nutrients, if not nice just dont eat!!! dont harm yourself... so that there will be less job for the banu rangers
have some pity in us lahh..tired you know, everytime must solve your problem
you think peope so free meh? peope got life you know...
Monday, July 13, 2009
Confirmation succeeded.
WOW! Okay, I've got the plans ready since everyone has agree to it.
Probably we could start it next week? If everyone's ready to do it.
Monday - (Siti Nurul) - fake! Liliana
Tuesday - Norfarasha
Wednesday - Nur Khoiriyyatun Sabila
Thursday - Fatimah Zulaikha
Friday - Nadrah Shazwani
Saturday & Sunday - ANY BANUS!
Okay, everyone clear?
Tell me when you guys are ready to start okay.
By doing this, we won't leave our blog dead.
I'll ensure that every BANUS will blog on their respective day.
If not, I'll fly to your house & grill your ass.
Thank you & have a nice day!
The Banu Rangers are here to bring convenience to you. (Convenience, 24/7.)
Probably we could start it next week? If everyone's ready to do it.
Monday - (Siti Nurul) - fake! Liliana
Tuesday - Norfarasha
Wednesday - Nur Khoiriyyatun Sabila
Thursday - Fatimah Zulaikha
Friday - Nadrah Shazwani
Saturday & Sunday - ANY BANUS!
Okay, everyone clear?
Tell me when you guys are ready to start okay.
By doing this, we won't leave our blog dead.
I'll ensure that every BANUS will blog on their respective day.
If not, I'll fly to your house & grill your ass.
Thank you & have a nice day!
The Banu Rangers are here to bring convenience to you. (Convenience, 24/7.)
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Phew.
I am so tired! I just came back from helping an uncle to slaughter his dog. At first I was mad at the uncle but then when I saw the dog, I remembered it was the same dog that chased me not long time ago so I closed one eye lor! Who tell the dog to chase me? Such a stalker and ungentleman. You don't stalk girls, you ask for their numbers dummy.
OK so pardon us for the lack of updates 'cause we've been too busy with schoolwork. We're trying to keep our identity as a Rangers unknown at school but it seems like my teacher know it already. She asked me to help her carry her stuffs to her office! She must know I'm a ranger already! Aiyo what to do?
H1N1 summore. Because of that disease I must wear mask. Not nice you know wearing mask while flying.. 'Cause everytime when I fly, I will open my mouth big big to let the air come inside my mouth. Now cannot already lor. The mask so annoying! And we Banus also need to check our tempreature but because we're superheroes our body tempreature tend to be so high until 47.8 celcius. It's normal lah but the teachers at school.... aiyah troublesome you know :(
Hmmm so just now all of us met Optimus Prime... We're late by 5 mins and he became so angry that he didnt wanna talk to us. So I used my skill and flirted with him. But to no avail. So at last I offered him a good deal. 1 year contract of free leg massage and he agreed.
It's not easy to massage his leg ok... you probably get electric current. meh~
OK so pardon us for the lack of updates 'cause we've been too busy with schoolwork. We're trying to keep our identity as a Rangers unknown at school but it seems like my teacher know it already. She asked me to help her carry her stuffs to her office! She must know I'm a ranger already! Aiyo what to do?
H1N1 summore. Because of that disease I must wear mask. Not nice you know wearing mask while flying.. 'Cause everytime when I fly, I will open my mouth big big to let the air come inside my mouth. Now cannot already lor. The mask so annoying! And we Banus also need to check our tempreature but because we're superheroes our body tempreature tend to be so high until 47.8 celcius. It's normal lah but the teachers at school.... aiyah troublesome you know :(
Hmmm so just now all of us met Optimus Prime... We're late by 5 mins and he became so angry that he didnt wanna talk to us. So I used my skill and flirted with him. But to no avail. So at last I offered him a good deal. 1 year contract of free leg massage and he agreed.
It's not easy to massage his leg ok... you probably get electric current. meh~
Howdy Cowboy!!
Oh well its time for me to upload my post
well this recently i put away my detector for the saving lives whatsoever
because i was really busy with all the homework, my projects and exam so yeah
saving the world is a none important thingy
than now i am so free i decided to check the detector thingy
i realized that i have 100 missed call!! hahaha not bad seh
can tahan ahh, dan i go chechk ahh from who the message is why are they calling me
dan like after checking, it was all bullshit...it was a good thing that i ignore it
guess what are the call about?
it was all like about japan got earthquake lahhh
tsunami is back, a kid stuck at the eleventh floor lahh
summore all from overseas.. they think what i print money everyday ahh
like as if i rich enough like that can travel here travel there
summore im ver fussy when i take the earoplane, i must take the first class.
and u expect me to take fisrt class aeroplane every now and then
walao! atleast but for me lahh the ticket so that i can go
even if i went there, what can i do sia? like im not god
so i cant prevent tsunami or eathquake
so too bad lahh, i cannot do anything.....go find black ranger, les just hope she can help you
but i doubt she will help you
hahahahhaaahah!! jk jk dun beat me up..
posted by: Pink Ranger.
well this recently i put away my detector for the saving lives whatsoever
because i was really busy with all the homework, my projects and exam so yeah
saving the world is a none important thingy
than now i am so free i decided to check the detector thingy
i realized that i have 100 missed call!! hahaha not bad seh
can tahan ahh, dan i go chechk ahh from who the message is why are they calling me
dan like after checking, it was all bullshit...it was a good thing that i ignore it
guess what are the call about?
it was all like about japan got earthquake lahhh
tsunami is back, a kid stuck at the eleventh floor lahh
summore all from overseas.. they think what i print money everyday ahh
like as if i rich enough like that can travel here travel there
summore im ver fussy when i take the earoplane, i must take the first class.
and u expect me to take fisrt class aeroplane every now and then
walao! atleast but for me lahh the ticket so that i can go
even if i went there, what can i do sia? like im not god
so i cant prevent tsunami or eathquake
so too bad lahh, i cannot do anything.....go find black ranger, les just hope she can help you
but i doubt she will help you
hahahahhaaahah!! jk jk dun beat me up..
posted by: Pink Ranger.
Friday, July 10, 2009
Update.
May peace be upon you! (:
Hey all, look at our blog? It's dead so let's make it live. lol.
Okay, I've plan to give each banus a day for them to blog here.
I know you don't understand what I'm trying to say. Well, here goes..
E.g: Each of us can choose a day (Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs & Fri) to blog.
As in, If I am on Mon, then I would have to blog.
If Fasha's on Tue then she would have to blog.. Get it?
For the weekends, any banus can blog. So, what do you think?
Tell me if this idea is good & tell me which day do you want it?
If you think it's a good idea, took the idea from 5 Awesome guys (a youtube video group).
So, I need feedback okay, guys?
Love, Black Ranger. (:
Hey all, look at our blog? It's dead so let's make it live. lol.
Okay, I've plan to give each banus a day for them to blog here.
I know you don't understand what I'm trying to say. Well, here goes..
E.g: Each of us can choose a day (Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs & Fri) to blog.
As in, If I am on Mon, then I would have to blog.
If Fasha's on Tue then she would have to blog.. Get it?
For the weekends, any banus can blog. So, what do you think?
Tell me if this idea is good & tell me which day do you want it?
If you think it's a good idea, took the idea from 5 Awesome guys (a youtube video group).
So, I need feedback okay, guys?
Love, Black Ranger. (:
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