YR

I got trouble using Ipod touch, so I beeped Purple Ranger (her brother got the ipod too). I thought she know how to use it, but alamak! K no, this is not the story actually.

After those shit, I received a message from I-don't-know-who. Her place was on fire. She managed to escape, but sadly she forgot that her only child and beloved cat was in there. Some parent/owner you are, ma'am! Ok, so yada yada and saved the girl. The cat I leave it there (phobia ok) and let it be burnt. I'm not an evil ranger ok! Anyways, returned the child to her mom. Then blahblahblah. And fly back home safely. Pheww, what a day!

And the child was saved, thanks to YELLOW RANGER! Thank you *bowing*

Take a break, have a kitkat.

Dear citizens of townsvilleSingapore,

Yes, we're on leave/MC. Hey heroines need a break too, right? Therefore, anybody who got themselves in danger, save yourself. We'll be back for about weeks or months. Maybe years.

Good luck in saving yourself.

This message is written by the Banu Rangers.

May peace be upon you. (:

I hereby, apologise to all victims or future victims of the world for our non-caring-ness in saving your lives. I know in this few days maybe this month, Banu Rangers had not been able to save all of you from any kind of danger. Well, we're sorry. All of us are just too busy with our daily plans or just plans that are made with our family without us knowing. Our disappearance had made many of you to wonder where all of us had gone to, that's why I'm here to have my say on this. All of us are trying our best to find time in our tight schedule for our part-time superhero job, please try to understand us, alright? (Ade ke superheroes macam gini dalam dunie ni? Lebih pentingkan dunie sendiri dari mangse-mangse keadaan. We're so tak gune.)

I hope this message is clear to everyone & also to Rangers.

Many lives need saving but we're not there for them.

Please stop all your activities & spare a thought for them.

(Semue anak dare ni jgn tolong mak kamu kat dapur je, tlg jugak selamatkan org.)

That's all, sorry for this crappy post. (Tkde keje, carik keje lah ni.)

YR

I was reading The Time Traveler's Wife when suddenly my yellow compounder beeped with a loud noise. I saw a thief snatched an old woman's purse. My head's throbbing and I can't do this mission alone. So I signal to the Banus. Yea, they all came and helped me. No no, I meant helped the old lady. I sat at the bench and watched them doing the mission. Purple Ranger tried to trip the thief, but unsuccessful. Black Ranger tried to throw her shoe at the thief, but aimed it wrongly. Next, Pink Ranger chase the thief. Sadly the thief was an athletic and used to represent Singapore for Olympic in the 80s. Then here comes Green Ranger. She used her scarf to grab the thief's leg and managed to made him fall. So they ran towards him and handcuffed him. Then threw him to jail.

And the day was saved thanks to The Banu Rangers except for Yellow Ranger.

purple ranger's sad story

i'm grounded from saving the world. blame my mum for that!

i received signal and quickly transformed. then when i was about to fly off, something grabbed my legs. i looked up and it was my mum.

i was like, " MA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SOMEBODY'S DROWNING!! THEY NEED MY HELP! "

and she was like.. " Fasha,enough of your nonsense..you don't know how to swim remember? now get back to your room. you're grounded! "

so that explain my missing in action lately. sorry world :(

YR

So today I saved this girl ass from being spank by her dad. She did something bad in school. In order to distract her dad, I used my "flirting" tactic. You know what I mean. I actually flirted with her old hag to help her escape from him. Yea, I'm good at saving people. Also good at flirting ;D And no, I didn't do sexual intercourse with the old hag ok, please.

Yea, the day was saved thanks to Yellow Ranger :DD

well something happened today

i woke up and watch TMNT the movie(fav cartoon, i like leonardo)

when show finish i went back to sleep

didnt have the energy

dan i was awoken by my watch which kept beeping

theres someone who has been doing our job

but they were not doing a good job

o wanted to see who is the sebok wan to replace us ahh

thn i go there

i was looking for the mysterious hero

then suddenly i see four

giant turtles wearin somthing at their eye

funny thing is they got no nose, cuz i cannot see one

then i look closer

it was actually the teenage mutant ninja turtle

i was so shock, cudnt speak anymore

than i was about to approach to them

hen i heard another beeping

than suddenly i realiise that i was on my bed

it was actually a dream

boohoo was just thinking of asking for their autograph

than realise it was a dream

spoil seh..haiyo!!

Yellow Ranger here

Since no one's updating this dead blog, I'm here^^. No, this is not like the usual post. I'm here not to blog about how/who I rescue.

On the 10th of Nov, we had our first outing together. The Rangers themselves said it was fun. How I wish we could have another outing.

Obviously I'm bored, thats why I blog

*Watch beeping* Shoots. Oh well, I got a problem to settle. TTFN (:

Today i was actually shopping with

ALEX, SAMANTHA AND CLOVER

they are like so totally cool, hmm

was just about to take one totally beautifulicious

than my watch began beeping, also their compact powder

we realise that we were having the same case

i thought of calling the banus but then

the spies are here

i mean its only one in a while were hanging out

and kicking butts!!

so yeah im taking the chance

we KICK PUNCH SLAP

all the bad guys

and the day is like totally save

thankz to the totally spies and the almight PINK RANGER!!

drama mama~

i've been procrastinating about wanting to post on this blog. that explain my missing, eventually.

so umm, lately, there's alot of random missions.. but none of them are exciting or new to me *shrug*

well, there was one incident, where me and yellow ranger (the rest were not able to come). we were in a mission.. to save this guy from committing suicide. i wonder what was his problem.

it goes like this.

after i received the signal as well as yellow ranger, we decided to take this matter to ourselves and quickly arrived at the incident place. the man, who's at his early 80s (old enough to be our granddad's dad) was sitting alone, near the 17th storey window. yellow ranger was already panicked. while me? i was annoyed. he's going to die afterall, sooner or later. so what's with the drama? *sigh*

yellow ranger did most of the "slow talk" with him,convincing him and stuffs. she was like " please, we care for you. why are you doing this to yourself? ". it was like watching a drama or sinetron at Sensasi.. nice script girl. they talked for several minutes while i headed to Mac to grabbed cheese burger and Mc Flurry.

i'm proud of you yellow ranger... although is not your fault the old man JUMPED off the window..

so should i end this post with the day is save or what? *still thinking*

Rangers, transform !

Rangers ! Rangers !

Wake up, get your lazy asses up.

We have a mission, NOW !

*signaling, signaling !*

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Okay, it looks like its gonna be a solo mission. I've received a signal from a nenek that is almost to be a rape victim by a banglah, OMA. (Dah tue2 pun kene rogol, bodoh.) Crimes do not rest, so do superheroes. Well, its up to me to help that poor nenek. Reached just in time to the scene at some deserted corner in upper Boon Keng Road. The nenek was having a stroll under the block to get some fresh air with her husband when suddenly a drunken man, came up to them & knocked the nenek's husband unconscious. Leaving the nenek all alone, feeling really scared of her life & her husband's condition. Sadly, her screams of fear could not be heard as everyone else were dead asleep like my other rangers mates. I was using the computer when the loud screaming could be heard. Then it was time to ...

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*TRANSFORMED*

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Kicked the banglah's *toot* & he fell to the ground unconscious. Wow, just a simple trick could make them drop dead. Helped the nenek & her husband to a saver place, I even send them home till their front door. Safety is what they needed right now, the nenek thanked my help although I know she think of me as a ghost. Who would save someone in the middle of the night when they're supposed to be sleeping, right? Or, is the ghost me or the nenek? "You forget the *DAN, DAN, DANNNNN !* Okay, enough of everything alright. Went back to the crime scene & found the drunken man nowhere to be around, this is getting creepy. Now, I've learnt my lesson.. NEVER GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT !!

Lastly, thanks to me. (:

Thank me, PR.

Someone's signalling me! Oh, its Purple Ranger..
*listening to what PR saying*
She said:
Yellow Ranger! Help me please! Please, online right now. I'm so bored la seh!

Yeah, what the hell kan? Puddle betul. Oppss, I meant poodle. Baru nk jadi Heroine sikit. Aiyoh, but.. I went online (since I'm bored) and currently chatting with her now.
And so, thanks to me I kill Purple Ranger's boredom! Yayayayay :P

yah whatever (lol)

its totally unfair how many mission i've got compared to the rest. obviously i've got lesser. its utterly unfair!

just because my power isn't THAT extreme,doesn't mean im horribly... horrible at saving people lives.Sigh...

* a minute later *

oh look.i've got 135 missed calls from around the world. dont worry world, purple ranger's here,have no fear!

*gone*

Pink Ranger's luxury

I was eating the cornflake kuih..
it was so delicious until i kept licking every part of my fingers
that has conrflake on it.
just thinking of eating it with relaxation.
i heard a beeping sound
i took a look at my watch suddenly i see nothing
than it was actually the green banu's watch
so i didnt care lahh
because they never beep me, so not my problem
so i jus continue with the cornflake kuih
*yum!yum!*

So the day is save thankz to the government of the individual

countries not to the BANUs cause there wasnt any problem at that time being

Baby loves Teddy.

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I've got a very dangerous task today. I was on the way to Malaysia when I heard a very loud signal from The Banu Rangers. We had to save a baby who was in a very deep trouble, his teddy fell to the first floor while he was playing at the corridor. His parents was too busy making out that they just let their baby to play out there. Every other Banu Rangers had already reported to the scene & I was the last one to arrive. So, when I reached there, the baby's parents were still making out. That really made Pink Ranger angry that she slapped their faces & get them back to reality. The parents was really shocked to find out that their baby was on the edge of the stairs to take his teddy. Luckily, Green Ranger was there to save the baby from falling. She picked the baby up & even played with him. (Aiyah, kau sempat eh.)
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While, Purple & Yellow Ranger went down to retrieve the baby's teddy. Obviously, the lazy Purple Ranger took the lift while Yellow Ranger took the stairs. Eventually, they both reached downstairs together. To their amazement, both Ranger saw Mr Bean picking up the teddy & keeping it in his plastic bag. Well, both Ranger ran after Mr Bean & took back the teddy from him. (Wahlao, stubborn sia Mr Bean.) After much fighting & hurting, they managed to take the teddy from Mr Bean, went back upstairs. The Black Ranger, which was me, just looked at the accident without doing anything. SUDDENLY, Mr Bean went up to steal the teddy from the baby again. Oh no, he's not gonna escape this time. I shouted to Mr Bean & snatched the teddy away from him. However, Mr Bean didn't gave up, he kept snatching back the teddy from me. Feeling very angry, i scolded him until he was scared & ran away.
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So, as you can see, we saved the baby & his teddy. Look at the baby's shocks face, pity him ah. lol. The baby was then returned to his parents without giving us any rewards. HAHA, it didn't made Pink Ranger felt satisfied though, she scolded the baby's parents to give us our reward ($$$). The parents quickly took out all their money & gave it to us. After all of that, they went back to their house & make out again. (LOUSY PARENTS !!)
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Day was saved by THE BANU RANGERS.
The baby was so happy that he gave us all a kiss, aww. (:

Green ranger reporting here,

well yeah, im the only ranger who have not update this blog so im now going to.
every banu had save the world. me too which is just now.

ok, it starts here, i was playing the PSP when my bluetooth beeps. " beep,beep,beep,beep"
dunno whether the other banus's bluetooth beeps or not. I looked at my phone(step mane nye canggih je) and watch the video. It was a little girl who was stuck in a medium pail ! ! !
i dunnoe how she can stuck in that pail. haiya! so, i quickly went there, and investigate. want to noe what had happened? yeah, she saw a big cocroach sneaking. she shouted and jumped like a crazy girl. no,no,no,no,no. give chance uh, she jumped like ummmmmm, MONKEY ! huahuahuahua((:
she accidentally step on a soap and , wooooooooooop! stuck in there.
kind of stupid, dunnoe how to keep still. SERVE YOU RIGHT GIRL.
but im not that evil lah. I pulled her with all my strength. it took about 45 mins to get her out.
quite fat uh her ! aiyai!
so after that, she thank me many many time. i appreciate that girl. I deserve that wat. *faces*
Thanks, to the girl's mum for giving me a cup of tea, like noe only i want to drink, need strength mah!
so,
THE GIRL'S DAY IS SAVED BY ,
THE GREEN RANGER ! !

Yellow Ranger's post

Hey ho. I miss my boyfriend, Noddy. Ok, nothing important about that.
HEY, I was saved by PPG today. Thats totally uncool. Heres the story..
When I was busy making out with someone(u guys won't know him), my pager(old fashion katekan) beeped. I read the message and saw; a small kid been bullied by boys who's older than him. So I ran towards the place. After 10 seconds arriving, I stop those kids from bullying the kid and I actually lectured them. Wow right? But then one of them got bored and threw a basketball ball at me. My head went dizzy and the world(or should i say me) was spinning around. I tried signalling to the other Banus, but then I remembered all of them were busy. Pink's busy dating David A. Purple's busy being Syaff's puddle, oopps I mean poodle. Black's busy playing badminton while Green's busy digging her nose. Suddenly, the PPG came to the rescue. Beating the bullies up. I guess the Mayor saw everything and called the PPG to rescue me.

SO THEN THE DAY WAS SAVE THANKS TO.. Blossom, Bubbles & Buttercup!

Another day another mission !

well,early in the morning received a signal already
i was sleeping soundly sia. dreaming about eating Ice Kachang summore.

then suddenly,teet teet teet teet. the other rangers obviously
" tidur mati ".
so it all depends on me la.
quickly i flew off from my window with my white pyjamas summore,
macam pontianak kan?

then suddenly when i reached at the place, there was this couple. they wanted to have sex but the condom cannot fit the nigger's dick.
thank goodness i'm not seducable.
damn hell, what a mission. i know , what to do lah kan.
so i helped to stretch the condom until become like a balloon.
still cannot fit. aiyo petom.

thank goodness SEVEN ELEVEN is 24 hour.
So i bought condom sized XXL and amazingly it fit the nigger's dick.
then suddenly i smelled something awful. i thought the nigga farted,
then i realised, oh yah, i havent take a shower yet. in hurry mah.
quickly flew back home.

then while im flying back to home, saw this indon maid wanted to commit sucide,
and ofcourse... i did not save her.

you go girl!
and the day is save..thanks to who?
me lah ofcourse.

Pink Ranger reporting

Alright as you can see, our banu rangers

are busy helping the world this few days

except for the GREEN RANGERS,you're alm damn shes lazy

cus she has not been posting anything about

her saving anithing, so obviously shes doing NOTHING!

you are almost fired GREEN RANGER, but

lucky you BLACK RANGER, is very nice

i'll be watching you

* two fingers pointing to my eyes than to your eyes*

alright btw i havent right about what i did

Well it started when i wanted to go toilet

(natures calling me mah!)

dan as about to sit on thetoilet bowl, almost reaching

than my watching beep (weird hah? i oso dunnu can beep one)

it was actually the yellow ranger calling for help

she was going all crazy with the grandmother

so both of us did our job

our duty is to make people happy

so we decided to have fun with the gtrandmoother

by convicing her to stop talking and play poker

well, we play it much like the casino and used real money

and guess wat, i won all their money,and

the grandmother was happy

hmm... goshes thanks to me everythings ok now

im soo needed, as usual

hhahahahahaah

AND THE WORLD IS SAVE, THANKS TO THE

PINK BANU RANGER

Yellow Ranger's lame story..

My duty for today sucks. I need to sit down for hours and hours just to listen an old hag sharing her grandmother's story. Thought what sia, thought she wants me rescue her. But then, she needed someone to talk to. I tried beeping the others(Banus), but they off their bluetooth! F u guys for this. Its okay, you guys are forgiven.
So yeah, its really tiring listening an old hag sharing their stories. Believe it or not, its more tiring than saving the world.
Regret doing today's duty. Sanggup aku tk tengok crite Noddy untuk tolong ni nenek, waste time sia! Seriously regret!

Update Update!

MISSION UPDATED : BANU BANU, SIGNAL SIGNAL.

Rid needs our help to complete his holiday assignment (oh i need help on these too rangers!).
Since the smartest among us are ME obviously,but I will pass this mission to Pink Banu Ranger instead.
why not leave it to her?

Next mission, I need help with my hair. Its too heavy with so many dinosaurs stucked on it. Even my fingers are in it. (yes,I'm typing with a single hand. Lesson learnt, do not scratch your head). So where's my Banu?!

DONE. Updated on October 28,2008.
and the world is save,thanks to Me, the Purple Banu Ranger!
(and the Pink Banu Ranger *roll eyes* )

Thanks, PURPLE RANGER.

Dear Banus,

let's thank purple ranger for her hard work doing our wonderful blog. Therefore, all of the banus should blog about purple ranger's hard work here. Well, since I'm here. Let me do it first.

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Black Ranger :

Hey, purple ranger. Thanks for your hard work in making this blog possible for all future/present victims in need. You've simply helped the Banus to do our job easier & to reach out for our victims. Thanks to you, you're a bloody cool ranger. ILY. ((:

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Pink, Yellow & Green Rangers. Do blog your appreciation here for Purple Ranger. In this post, not another. If you don't get me, do signal me okay? Well, thanks.

Banu rangers

Sorry if you people are confused by reading our combined blog.
firstly i want to introduce myself to you.
I am the PINK RANGER, me and my friends are here
to save everyone from danger.
We are the new generations of the BANU RANGERS
we help people in many ways. Any help, you can just call us
we can even be your tuition teachers if we're clever enough.
firstly let me tell you my power.
my power comes from my fingernail,
they may looked fragile, but they are very strong, it is very magical.
alright and btw im the narrator for this story, cant wait for our stories to be published!!
woohooooo...
alright, firstly let me tell you about our almighty one and only leader;BLACK RANGER
she has the almighty voice,
when you hear her shout, you can just go all crazy
she is very strict when she is needed but yeah! she is our big sister..
next is our almighty half lion, half human
PURPLE RANGER, damn you got to hear her roar!! she is like damn *speechless*
and her hair, can capture anithing she can and its kinda like madusa
(the one that has a snake on her hair, can turn things into stone)
you can even find dinosaur's corpse if you are curious on how it looked like at her hair
next is about the pretty lady, YELLOW RANGER
she has the almighty beauty that can make evil-ness into the beautifullest thing you
have ever seen, so thats her power
and our last Banu Rangers is the GREEN RANGER
she has this random power, but yet she could save the world
she got this scarf (selendang) that could do everything
its pretty amazing you know, it come in pretty handy
alright that is our introduction of the almighty
BANU RANGERS
(btw im the co- leader, pretty much BLACK RANGER's assitant)

The Fat Boy.

I was using the computer when my watch beeped loudly. It was a signal from a cute froggie, he was in DANGER. The froggie found out about website & decided to call for help. According to the froggie, a FAT boy above was searching for food in the middle of the night after he has 'done it' with his girlfriend, RADIN. He was feeling very hungry & had a bad stomach ache. In order to get rid of his pain, he has to eat a frog so that he could fart his ass out. The froggie called me for help & I was in the crime scene seconds later. Before the FAT boy even wanted to put the froggie in his mouth, I shouted his name & showed him what I've brought with me (which was FOOD). I made him chased it like a dog after tossing the food away from the froggie. However, his "girlfriend" started calling him to come to bed with her but the FAT boy was busy eating. Before i knew it, I ran out of the house like lightning speed & the froggie was saved. & ohh, i even looked into their bedroom when Radin was sleeping, I can't believe what i saw.. THE BED FELL TO THE FIRST FLOOR due to their weight. Man, that's why there was a huge earthquake just now, what a shame.
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Well, JUSTICE IS SERVED. Everyone is saved & back to the normal life. (:
*transformed*

Another day another mission !

( dont be angry eh Natt, this is purely for fun aye )

i was at home watching TV
then suddenly i received a signal from Natt.
i thought like usual,she lost her way or something,but this time, instead,
she wanted to dig her nose but couldnt as her hands were....
i dont know what should I name it?
( refers to the image for your own knowledge,sempat kan? )

but then when i was about to dig,
i realised my finger was too huge for her small cute nose hole(?),
even my pinky finger couldnt fit. so i used " lidi satay "
and her nose got digged yo!

and the day is save..thanks to the Purple ranger!

Pink ranger's story

Wheew!! just cam back from saving the world

gotta tell you people somthing, although

saving the 'world' might be kinda cool

but it is actually the hardest ting anyone could ever do

it all started when i was happily eating mee rebus

with my familythan...

i saw that my watch was flashing light

so i took a look to see hus in danger

i tried to call the other BANUs but they were too busy

with all my strength i went dere alone

it tok me a lot of courage.

my mission was to save a cat who fell from a tree

i ran as fast as i can and

BAM!!! i manage to catch the cat with my hand

the mayor and the citizens

congratz me for saving the cat frm injuries

i was so proud of myself!

i got $20 000 form the mayor for saving the cat

all thanks to me (NOT THE OTHER BANUs)

the cat is save, gosh im soo needed in this world!!

: Pink Banu Ranger Reporting LIVE!

Yo..

Yellow Banu Ranger here.





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Okay, bored siaoo.
Where's all the banus? Miss you guys! And, when's our next mission? Haha.