Sorry.

HELLO, DEAREST SINGAPOREAN.

Wassup?

I've been rejecting calls from the Mayor to save the world. Why? Blame the FNN's coursework. Just wanna say sorry. Thousand apologies.

Lots of love,
Yellow Ranger.

Aites heres a big different, im not gonna post about me or other banus saving people life
like i mean thats our job, we always save people's life, if were continue to write abt saving people
were like gonna write like thicker than the thickest dicitonary anyone can ever find, hahahhahaha
sorry people im just born without shame so dun get really get surprised with whatever i am doing, and dun ask me a stupid question like " do you have shame?" like i've said, i dun have one...
alright holiday has just started and were very boring at home ya know..
each of us have hell lots of homework, but for me im lucky cuz im clever...hahahhahaha
i manage to do the whole lansam of homework within one day cuz you know why, im not gonna hand it in cuz im away
so yeah i didnt really do all of them like for example my emaths, walaoweh no idea sia how to do like seriously so hard and it is also cuz i nvr pay attention for the lesson cuz i was too tirred, also dunnu why i tired?so im nt gonna do iit at all, hahahahhaha yeah i know im kinda bitchy but just cant help it.
aites aites aites, banu ranger need to set aside for our family day, in other words, banus outing number two..
hmmm maybe we should do some barbecue, but barbecue is vey leceh must bring heavy stuffs.
or to the sentosa, but sentosa is under construction, ltr see unsighylt place..haiyoh i oso dunnu where to go..

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I miss all of you tremendously, I really do.
I miss the leader, Lili.
The co-leader, Fatimah.
The co-co-leader, Bella.
The co-co-co-leader, Adda.
My favourite girls of all time <3

Everyone changes, even superheroes. Lets take Powerpuff girls for instance. Aren't they cute with those round coloured eyes? Well, they are certainly not with this..

Speaking of which, have you seen them in the newer version? They changed their name to Powerpuff Girls Z. Their powers is like so OMA, can be said lame lah. Bubble's powers is to blow bubbles, Blossom is to throw blossoms while Buttercup's powers is to throw butter & cups to the monsters. Lame isn't it? (Powers tu smue, aku asal boleh.) Well, how is the monsters gonna get destroyed in that manner? Kental babe, kene semut pun tak mati.

Well, back to business. I was walking to school today & was late for school. All the stupid baby's fault ah, aiyah. *Sound effect when you're flashing back* I was late for school & luckily it was not raining that time. I heard a baby crying so loudly that the whole estate was affected, I had to do something about that. Using my super canggih ears to detect where the sound was coming from & dashed there as soon as possible. Man, the baby was loud. According to the baby's maid, he was awaken by a terrible noise next door. The maid did all that she could do to quiet down the baby but was unsuccessful. It was then when I know what to do.. someone's gotta sing !



Amazingly, the baby went back to sleep & I could finally go to school when it started to rain heavily. Wow, this is great ! -_-"

goshes people why does the pink ranger always have to do everything?lucky got kaki...hahahhaa

ok heres whats happening, you wanna know whats happening? durh ofcourse you do?who doesnt?

okok well ,hmmm. let see, today i am off duty

so when i sae off duty i iterally mean off the duty so im not saving anyone,

heck care if that sumone is in trouble, like i mean you get yourself in the trouble, you get ouy by yourself also aites?understand?

alright dan i was eating lunch with one of my classmate suddenly i see one man kene robbed

but then i pity him cuz he kinda look pathetic

so i was thinking of saving him, but then....

luckily i remember i was off duty

so yeah i thought fast, and i stop thinking of saving dat man and yeah i ignore him

ok i know i was kinda mean not to save him but what do you expect

i mean its my off duty, gotta respect that okae? we heros need some off duty

later tired like hell you know

you think what we we save people everyday not tired ahh?

ok so yeah by the time when i had finished eating

i was leaving the macdonalds i saw the man on the way

he was actually half dead, i didnt even know

which one is his eyes which one is his mouth

i wisper to him sry cuz im off duty

the man understood and he said that its okae even thought he was half dead

its a wonder how youre badly beaten up, you can still forgive people

so yeah since he has forgiven me, i wasnt worrited at all

i think he understand that everyone needs a break, thats why i bought a kitkat on the way home

PINK RANGER rox like omg!!

Well heres whats been happening lately

you know i have been friend with the people from POWER RANGER SPD
well i have been hanging out with them lately, and like its totally cool
i thought like why seh they so nice to me like very freaky
than actually they wanted me to become one of them
they want me to becom the WHITE RANGER a.k.a their leader
like very unexpected
than i was like dun one ahh
because i see my group dan i see them
like or standard is higher becuase we save people sensibly
unlike them lahh people going to die than want to ssave like
"dude isnt it too late"
dan suddenly the leader merajuk, i laugh my ass out
becausse like sissy seh, leader still cry, how pathetic is that.
well im truly sorry RED RANGER but i am too good to be in your ranger group

okok heres what happening lately, i mean today
just wanted to go home ahh dan i was in the bus enjoying the ride
i saw a man being beaten by two other mans ahh and being robbed
but than like i dont care at all because not my fault what
who ask him to bring that much money
i mean like for your problems i must help you?

like stupid right?
dan okae ahh i ignore him
dan as i went down the bus i saw an old woman struggling to go down the bus
but i pretend nothing happen cuz
its not my fault who ask her to grow so old
last time people offer her an anti-aging face cleanser she dun want
sae she dun mind being old, she dun want to live forever
dan in my heart i was thinking lahh
people offer you, you dun want now want to regret
like is that my problem?
dan i see a boy accidentaly dropped his soft ball
as fast i could, i quickly pickd it up for him
i pity him ahh because he didnt do it on purpose so yeah
he was very thankful to me
and he brought me to his mom
telling her how courageous i am
i was so glad that i could save someone today.
it just brings me joy

Purple Ranger :D

As you can see, a lot of Superheroes are retiring which means Banu Rangers has a very tight schedule. We're serious about this and we've been receiving PRANK/UNIMPORTANT CALLS. This is such a waste of time ok. Here are one example where I don't think we're really needed and thus it wasted our precious time.

Example : Yellow Ranger received an emergency call. All of us rushed there to find out that a man has been killed.

This is so unimportant. What're we suppose to do? Do a funeral for him? Give him his life back? People people.. wake up. We're superheroes, NOT God. We don't give lives, we take them.

While serving this unimportant call, we might miss and did not attend the other IMPORTANT emergency.. Such as a mom who've some trouble switching on the stove. This means she wouldn't be able to cook thus her kids would become hungry. What a poor thing. No wonder her kids ended up being a thief in their neighbourhood bakery shops...

So lately we've one huge mission. This big giant is still on the loose as you can see. So yeah, people, please be aware. If you feel like your house is shaking, don't worry, is not earthquake/hurricane/tsunami/thunder/end of the world. It's just this big fat giant. Don't worry, the least he can do is to destroy your house ceiling... So yeah you know what to do - Hide under the table! **

Ok bye and please do not disturb I'm playing some games.

** results may vary.

GREEN RANGER TO THE RESCUE

UhHUH!
Im back !
im back from my vacation. (nonsence!)
kkay.

yeah, i did save someone who nearly fainted from seeing a rat.
Or shud I say a very big rat !
I was petroling that time.
Hmmm, Actually he is a cleaner, he was cleaning this store from
Senoko factory.
While he was cleaning, he heard noises.
He checked everywhere except under the pail.
Exactly when he pulled up the pail, there's this big rat running away.
He shouted like a little bitch!
*evil laugh*
I heard his bitchy voice, so I fly to the store.
of course when I saw the rat, I was geli2 u noe.
but, im a hero where can like that.
Tahan macho sikit.
aingggk! HAHA! why am i using that 'ainnngkk!' thingy.
kkay, as i was typing, errrrm,
yah, he ran to me and asked me to catch that rat quickly.
Is he a man or wat?
haiyaaaa, wat kind of man is that.
I ran here and there like stupid people trying to catch that rat.
wahhhh, tired sia.
But, finally i caught it.
muahahahahhaha!
wanna see the picture of the rat?
okay, here u go,


big enough?
hahaha, that one not me carrying it but my friend.
yah.
well, not to forget to show the expression of the man face when he shouted,

.........


so yah, thats him, hensem?
well, at the same time im gonna show you YELLOW RANGER's cousin.
so cute. But I take candid uh. YR dont be angry uh,


there you go.
cute rite?
hahaha, kkay. Thats all from GREEN RANGER.

And today the day is saved by, THE GREEN RANGER !
thank you, thank you.