Friday, November 28, 2008

May peace be upon you. (:

I hereby, apologise to all victims or future victims of the world for our non-caring-ness in saving your lives. I know in this few days maybe this month, Banu Rangers had not been able to save all of you from any kind of danger. Well, we're sorry. All of us are just too busy with our daily plans or just plans that are made with our family without us knowing. Our disappearance had made many of you to wonder where all of us had gone to, that's why I'm here to have my say on this. All of us are trying our best to find time in our tight schedule for our part-time superhero job, please try to understand us, alright? (Ade ke superheroes macam gini dalam dunie ni? Lebih pentingkan dunie sendiri dari mangse-mangse keadaan. We're so tak gune.)

I hope this message is clear to everyone & also to Rangers.
Many lives need saving but we're not there for them.
Please stop all your activities & spare a thought for them.
(Semue anak dare ni jgn tolong mak kamu kat dapur je, tlg jugak selamatkan org.)
That's all, sorry for this crappy post. (Tkde keje, carik keje lah ni.)

Saturday, November 22, 2008

YR

I was reading The Time Traveler's Wife when suddenly my yellow compounder beeped with a loud noise. I saw a thief snatched an old woman's purse. My head's throbbing and I can't do this mission alone. So I signal to the Banus. Yea, they all came and helped me. No no, I meant helped the old lady. I sat at the bench and watched them doing the mission. Purple Ranger tried to trip the thief, but unsuccessful. Black Ranger tried to throw her shoe at the thief, but aimed it wrongly. Next, Pink Ranger chase the thief. Sadly the thief was an athletic and used to represent Singapore for Olympic in the 80s. Then here comes Green Ranger. She used her scarf to grab the thief's leg and managed to made him fall. So they ran towards him and handcuffed him. Then threw him to jail.

And the day was saved thanks to The Banu Rangers except for Yellow Ranger.

Monday, November 17, 2008

purple ranger's sad story

i'm grounded from saving the world. blame my mum for that!

i received signal and quickly transformed. then when i was about to fly off, something grabbed my legs. i looked up and it was my mum.

i was like, " MA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SOMEBODY'S DROWNING!! THEY NEED MY HELP! "

and she was like.. " Fasha,enough of your nonsense..you don't know how to swim remember? now get back to your room. you're grounded! "

so that explain my missing in action lately. sorry world :(

Sunday, November 16, 2008

YR

So today I saved this girl ass from being spank by her dad. She did something bad in school. In order to distract her dad, I used my "flirting" tactic. You know what I mean. I actually flirted with her old hag to help her escape from him. Yea, I'm good at saving people. Also good at flirting ;D And no, I didn't do sexual intercourse with the old hag ok, please.

Yea, the day was saved thanks to Yellow Ranger :DD

Friday, November 14, 2008


well something happened today

i woke up and watch TMNT the movie(fav cartoon, i like leonardo)

when show finish i went back to sleep

didnt have the energy

dan i was awoken by my watch which kept beeping

theres someone who has been doing our job

but they were not doing a good job

o wanted to see who is the sebok wan to replace us ahh

thn i go there

i was looking for the mysterious hero

then suddenly i see four

giant turtles wearin somthing at their eye

funny thing is they got no nose, cuz i cannot see one

then i look closer

it was actually the teenage mutant ninja turtle

i was so shock, cudnt speak anymore

than i was about to approach to them

hen i heard another beeping

than suddenly i realiise that i was on my bed

it was actually a dream

boohoo was just thinking of asking for their autograph

than realise it was a dream

spoil seh..haiyo!!

Yellow Ranger here




Since no one's updating this dead blog, I'm here^^. No, this is not like the usual post. I'm here not to blog about how/who I rescue.
On the 10th of Nov, we had our first outing together. The Rangers themselves said it was fun. How I wish we could have another outing.
Obviously I'm bored, thats why I blog
*Watch beeping* Shoots. Oh well, I got a problem to settle. TTFN (:

Friday, November 7, 2008


Today i was actually shopping with
ALEX, SAMANTHA AND CLOVER
they are like so totally cool, hmm
was just about to take one totally beautifulicious
than my watch began beeping, also their compact powder
we realise that we were having the same case
i thought of calling the banus but then
the spies are here
i mean its only one in a while were hanging out
and kicking butts!!
so yeah im taking the chance
we KICK PUNCH SLAP
all the bad guys
and the day is like totally save
thankz to the totally spies and the almight PINK RANGER!!

drama mama~

i've been procrastinating about wanting to post on this blog. that explain my missing, eventually.

so umm, lately, there's alot of random missions.. but none of them are exciting or new to me *shrug*

well, there was one incident, where me and yellow ranger (the rest were not able to come). we were in a mission.. to save this guy from committing suicide. i wonder what was his problem.

it goes like this.

after i received the signal as well as yellow ranger, we decided to take this matter to ourselves and quickly arrived at the incident place. the man, who's at his early 80s (old enough to be our granddad's dad) was sitting alone, near the 17th storey window. yellow ranger was already panicked. while me? i was annoyed. he's going to die afterall, sooner or later. so what's with the drama? *sigh*

yellow ranger did most of the "slow talk" with him,convincing him and stuffs. she was like " please, we care for you. why are you doing this to yourself? ". it was like watching a drama or sinetron at Sensasi.. nice script girl. they talked for several minutes while i headed to Mac to grabbed cheese burger and Mc Flurry.

i'm proud of you yellow ranger... although is not your fault the old man JUMPED off the window..

so should i end this post with the day is save or what? *still thinking*

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Rangers, transform !

Rangers ! Rangers !
Wake up, get your lazy asses up.
We have a mission, NOW !
*signaling, signaling !*
.
Okay, it looks like its gonna be a solo mission. I've received a signal from a nenek that is almost to be a rape victim by a banglah, OMA. (Dah tue2 pun kene rogol, bodoh.) Crimes do not rest, so do superheroes. Well, its up to me to help that poor nenek. Reached just in time to the scene at some deserted corner in upper Boon Keng Road. The nenek was having a stroll under the block to get some fresh air with her husband when suddenly a drunken man, came up to them & knocked the nenek's husband unconscious. Leaving the nenek all alone, feeling really scared of her life & her husband's condition. Sadly, her screams of fear could not be heard as everyone else were dead asleep like my other rangers mates. I was using the computer when the loud screaming could be heard. Then it was time to ...
.
*TRANSFORMED*
.
Kicked the banglah's *toot* & he fell to the ground unconscious. Wow, just a simple trick could make them drop dead. Helped the nenek & her husband to a saver place, I even send them home till their front door. Safety is what they needed right now, the nenek thanked my help although I know she think of me as a ghost. Who would save someone in the middle of the night when they're supposed to be sleeping, right? Or, is the ghost me or the nenek? "You forget the *DAN, DAN, DANNNNN !* Okay, enough of everything alright. Went back to the crime scene & found the drunken man nowhere to be around, this is getting creepy. Now, I've learnt my lesson.. NEVER GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT !!
Lastly, thanks to me. (:

Monday, November 3, 2008

Thank me, PR.

Someone's signalling me! Oh, its Purple Ranger..
*listening to what PR saying*
She said:
Yellow Ranger! Help me please! Please, online right now. I'm so bored la seh!


Yeah, what the hell kan? Puddle betul. Oppss, I meant poodle. Baru nk jadi Heroine sikit. Aiyoh, but.. I went online (since I'm bored) and currently chatting with her now.
And so, thanks to me I kill Purple Ranger's boredom! Yayayayay :P

Sunday, November 2, 2008

yah whatever (lol)

its totally unfair how many mission i've got compared to the rest. obviously i've got lesser. its utterly unfair!

just because my power isn't THAT extreme,doesn't mean im horribly... horrible at saving people lives.Sigh...

* a minute later *

oh look.i've got 135 missed calls from around the world. dont worry world, purple ranger's here,have no fear!

*gone*