So today I saved this girl ass from being spank by her dad. She did something bad in school. In order to distract her dad, I used my "flirting" tactic. You know what I mean. I actually flirted with her old hag to help her escape from him. Yea, I'm good at saving people. Also good at flirting ;D And no, I didn't do sexual intercourse with the old hag ok, please.
Yea, the day was saved thanks to Yellow Ranger :DD
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Hi we're the Banu Rangers and in our world robots eat garbages and vomit it out at our house so we strongly despise robots (besides Bumblebee)!!
Call our hotline at 1800-9281-8361 if you are bored or no life lah k? Or if you want to find soulmate 'cause we're singles and available (sicko!)
We encourange you to use Dettol Hand Sanitizer instead of washing your hand. By this way you won't waste any water and it kills 99.99 % germs! Or better, just don't wash your hands at all.
Last but not least, do your homeworks. We don't want to hold any responsibility from any teachers that claim their students have been too obsessed over Banu Rangers until they abandon their schoolwork.
Thanks and Have a nice day.
Call our hotline at 1800-9281-8361 if you are bored or no life lah k? Or if you want to find soulmate 'cause we're singles and available (sicko!)
We encourange you to use Dettol Hand Sanitizer instead of washing your hand. By this way you won't waste any water and it kills 99.99 % germs! Or better, just don't wash your hands at all.
Last but not least, do your homeworks. We don't want to hold any responsibility from any teachers that claim their students have been too obsessed over Banu Rangers until they abandon their schoolwork.
Thanks and Have a nice day.
Our Pledge.
We, the Banu Rangers, pledge to breathe each time we feel bored and flirt with babies that look cute. Together we'll (de)promote low fat milk and encourage coke instead. Thank you and have a nice day.
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The Banu Rangers.
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The Banu Rangers.
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