Another day another mission !

well,early in the morning received a signal already
i was sleeping soundly sia. dreaming about eating Ice Kachang summore.

then suddenly,teet teet teet teet. the other rangers obviously
" tidur mati ".
so it all depends on me la.
quickly i flew off from my window with my white pyjamas summore,
macam pontianak kan?

then suddenly when i reached at the place, there was this couple. they wanted to have sex but the condom cannot fit the nigger's dick.
thank goodness i'm not seducable.
damn hell, what a mission. i know , what to do lah kan.
so i helped to stretch the condom until become like a balloon.
still cannot fit. aiyo petom.

thank goodness SEVEN ELEVEN is 24 hour.
So i bought condom sized XXL and amazingly it fit the nigger's dick.
then suddenly i smelled something awful. i thought the nigga farted,
then i realised, oh yah, i havent take a shower yet. in hurry mah.
quickly flew back home.

then while im flying back to home, saw this indon maid wanted to commit sucide,
and ofcourse... i did not save her.

you go girl!
and the day is save..thanks to who?
me lah ofcourse.