The Banu Rangers.

friendship is EVERYTHING.

2011-02-07T02:09:00.007+08:00

FINALLY, I CAN GET INTO THIS BLOG. It took me quite a day. Btw..

Hi, i'm white ranger. This is my first entry blog cos i'm new in banus.

Well, 4th February 2011 was my first outing with the banus. We went cycling at ECP. And i had a lot of fun. Andand, i hope we can spend more time like that together again. Hopefully..

Not only that, i also learn a lot of things from the banus during the "Banus' Confessions Session".

Their likes and dislikes. Their strengths and weaknesses. Hey, banu rangers also have weaknesses okay? What i'm trying to say here about the confession session is "FRIENDSHIP MEANS ALOT!!"

So, banus.. Value each of us. COS WE ARE IRREPLACEABLE. Hehs.

I have A LOT to say, but since its quite late and i have to sleep soon.. So just let me cut short. I LOVE MY BANUS. AND YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN ALWAYS THERE FOR ME WHENEVER I NEED YOU GUYS.

And, i have a little advice for humans out there who are lost and in need of companions.

-"BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE WHO MIND DON'T MATTER, AND THOSE WHO MATTER DON'T MIND. -by Dr Seuss" :)

with great powers come great resposibility

2011-02-05T23:11:00.003+08:00

okay as an experienced ranger, i would like to share my tips on how to be a successful ranger without looking like a loser (or like the rest of the ranger la :P)

but yea i feel kind today so i will share my secrets of being a successful (and beautiful..and cool..and sweet..and adorable..and cute..and hot..and sexy..and smart..and lovable..and HUMBLE) ranger. remember to take down the points alright!

okay first and foremost. a ranger requires YOU to be physically fit. we all know this. but what does it really means? it simply means nothing. come on you kidding me? it's not necessary to be fit to be a ranger. says who? it's so widely stereotyped to think wonderwoman must have an hourglass figure.

to think that superman must be strong and masculine. SHEESH people wake up it's 21st century for goodness sake. cheeseburger and crispy chicken (oo lala) it's the in thing right now. being a ranger doesnt mean you have to sacrifice all those food. if like that i'd resign long time ago confirm plus chop. we are humans man we need to eat to survive!!!

so first point is EAT ALL YOU WANT in fact eating more is better. a true ranger takes pride in the food they eat. so please no such thing as exercising, balanced diet and whatever craps. it's bullshit.

(to be continuedddd)

I love you, you, you, you, you!

2011-01-26T20:11:00.006+08:00

THANK YOU BANUS FOR THE SURPRISE!!!!!

I CAN'T THANK YOU GUYS ENOUGH!

When you guys came to my door, I wanted to scold you for being late.

Then again, I won't be really scolding. Just faking it. I'm the nicest person in the group what!

THANK YOU AGAIN!

I didn't expect that to happen, I thought you guys came for Mee Soto.

No kidding! I thought you guys wanted only that & to hang out at my house.

I didn't know you guys went thru all that trouble for me.

No wonder you guys were really late!

Awwwwwww, 2011's birthday is one of the best to me!

It was so special as I got to spent it with you.

HAIK!

2011-01-16T22:38:00.005+08:00

I laughed a lot when I watched the video of us doing the pledge.
It was so fun that night.
We had our new member who is lost & wants to know the password to our blog.
Hahaha, I really love you guys so much!
Even if I want to express it here, it's too difficult for me.
I don't think my words can ever repay the love you guys had given me.
Of course if I pay you money, you'll be happy.
Right Fatimah? LOL.
.
Me: What do you want from me?
Fatimah: I want money.
.
That proves it alright. Now that we are all in the new year & experiencing changes in our life. Please don't forget & abandon one another. If you're in any difficulties, you guys can always tell me. I'm the leader aka mother of the group after all.. I'll help you in any way I can. That's my promise to you. Even if I can't help you financially, I hope I can help you physically & emotionally. Am I even saying this right? So many 'ally'. LOL.

I hope you know what I mean.

I wanna be there for each & everyone of you.

Yes, Banus! I'm at your service, 24/7.

Fatimah's service belongs to Bella.

I love you all.

You guys are examples of a true friend. (:

If it wasn't for them,

2011-01-08T19:20:00.004+08:00

i have no idea where i'm standing right now. i could've still mix with the wrong ones. Banus is like my second family! <3

2010

2010-12-25T14:49:00.009+08:00

Since i am reading the blog, might as well i write something. I am not really good with words, so don't expect any inspiration speech. LOL.

Today is Christmas, so i want to wish everyone a happy Merry Christmas!! and to those who are not celebrating it, have a nice holiday :)

2010 is ending, and i have to admit that i am very sad.. to me this is like the best year and i wish that it will last forever...

This is such a memorable year, i made lots of great friends, i had an awesome class whom i will never forget for the rest of the year. being in En is the greatest experience ever.. there are so many good people. these people make you feel warm, and you can be yourself, someone whom others have not seen yet. i learnt to be brave and thankful to those who were around me.

hahahha and yea i also love to be with my Banus.. without them i don't think i can survive any longer. if there's anyone who knows me the best, it would be them!! where can i find friends who are so caring and very warm.. if i could choose who i want to live with, it will definitely be them. yea we have some difficult times together, but i am proud to say that we manage to overcome it easily. no matter how much we fought, misunderstood each other and also how much we are angry at each other, i am thakful that we stayed together.. :)

hehehehehe if i haven't met these guys, ii don't think i wouuld be the person i am today...

ND I MET UKISS!!MUAHAHAHAHA!

and sorry about the videos..hehehhehe :) not a good qualiity!!

Zodiac signs

2010-12-24T14:11:00.006+08:00

Alright I'm here. Who? Me! Purple Ranger.

Of course when it comes to editting the blog they all have to depend on me *shrugs* (LOL) I'm so good huh? Tell me about it baby. Okay enough.

Here's something really interesting. Or at least for me ^^

Liliana (21 January), Ruzy (15 February) = AQUARIUS.
Aquarius - The Water Bearer.
(January 20 - February 18)
Quick characteristic: Knowledge, Humanitarian, Serious, Insightful, Duplicitious.
Often simple and unassuming, the Aquarian goes about accomplishing goals in a quiet, often unorthodox ways. Althought their methods may be unorthodox, the results of achievement are surprisingly effective. Aquarian's will take up any cause, and are the humanitiarians of the zodiac. They are honest, loyal and highly intelligent. They are also easy going and make natural friendships. If not kept in check, the Aquarian can be prone to sloth and laziness. However, they know this about themselves, and try their best to motivate themselves in action. They are also prone to philosophical thoughts, and are often quite artistic and poetic.

Fasha (29 July) = LEO.
Leo - The Lion.
(July 23 - August 22)
Quick characteristic: Ruling, Warmth, Generosity, Faithful, Initiative.
The zodiac signs and meanings of Leo is about expanse, power and exuberance. Leo's are natural born leaders, and they will let you know it as they have a tendency to be high-minded and vocal about their opininons. That's okay, because if you observe, the Leo is usually correct in his/her statements. Leo's have a savvy way of analyzing a situation and executing swift judgement with a beneficial outcome. It comes from being a leader. They are brave, intuitive, and also head-strong and willful. Beneath their dynamic persona lies a generous, loving, sensitive nature that they do not easily share with others. They might be a bit bossy, but those who know them understand this comes from a source need to do good, not (usually) from an inflated ego.

Adda (17 October) = Libra
Libra = The Scales
(September 23 - October 22)
Quick characteristic: Balance, Justice, Truth, Beauty, Perfection.
As their zodiac signs and meanings would indicate, Libra's are all about balance, justic, equanimity and stability. They easily surround themselves with harmony and beauty, but sometimes go to extremes to do so if their goals are unreasonable or unhealthy. With Venus as their ruling planet, Libra's are very understanding, caring and often the champion of the underdogs. They have keen intuitions, but often don't give themselves enough credit for their perceptions. They can be quiet and shy if not persuaded to come out of their shell. Ironically and in spite of their introverted nature they make excellence debaters, often proving a point out of seemingly nowhere.

Bella (30 November) = Sagittarius
Sagittarius - The Centaur
(November 22 - December 21)
Quick characteristic: Philosophical, Motion, Experimentation, Optimism.
Here we have the philosopher among the zodiac signs and meanings. Like the Scorpio, they have great ability to focus, and can be very intense. However, they must channel their energy or they will waste time and wear themselves out going in too many directions at once. They are not very patient and expect quick results. However, when encountered with failure they make extreme comeback's often against incredible odds. They make loyal friends and lover, but they do not handle commitment well as they refuse to be tied down while chasing philosophical pursuits.

Fatimah (22 December) = Capricorn
Capricorn - The Goar.
(December 22 - January 19)
Quick characteristic: Determination, Dominance, Persevering, Practical, Willful.
Capricorn's are also philosophical signs and are highly intelligent too. They apply their knowledge to practical matters, and strive to maintain stability and order. They are good organizers, and they achieve their goals by purposeful, systematic means. They are very intuitive, although they don't share this trait with others freely. They do not deal well with opposition or criticism but a healthy Capricorn will often shrug off negative comments towards their character. They are patient and persevering - they know they can accomplish any task as long as they follow their plan step-by-step. Capricorn's have broad shoulders, and typically take on other's problems with aplomb. Ironically, they rarely share their own problems and tend to go through bouts of inner gloom after a speall of dwelling on these problems.

AND TOGETHER, WE'RE BANUS!!! (HI-FIVE'S STYLE)

ape jer lili punye title! asal nama kau dengan adda jer full uh?

2010-11-20T21:47:00.005+08:00

hahahah looking at liliana's post, i also want to belanja all of you guys!!
but then u don't work or anything so yeah, i don't have much money.
but wait you guys, one day (doesn't have to be soon) i will definitely belanja you guys too
its a promise, and i will make sure that i will make the best out of it :)
teehee!

Fasabililianaddatimah! Idk?

2010-11-15T16:48:00.003+08:00

I MISS YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!!

After I get my pay, let's go out!

If I had to BELANJE each & everyone of us also I don't mind!

I just want to spend quality time with you guys!

Our plans to watch Movie & eat at Seoul Garden tk menjadi eh.

Adda, actually the movie I told you about is 71: Into The Fire.

That movie has got T.O.P in it & its played in cinemas!!!

I wanted to bring all of us out to watch it but...

That's okay, holidays were meant to be hard on us cos NO MONEY!

I'll be working soon & if it means that I have to treat all of you, I WILL!

I miss you guys so much & I hope you're doing okay.

Eating those fruits & veggies? Better eat them!

I don't want to see any of you sick.

Be healthy & alive for me to treat you okay!

Thank you & take care.

I love you all, my dearest bestfriends. :D

2010-10-29T15:01:00.003+08:00

Ha ha, alright no offense, but i think that the story of saving the world has become lamer and lamer everyday, but then this must not stop the Banus from blogging. however, from what i see from this blog, it is still dead!!
hello? hello?

2010-10-11T21:11:00.002+08:00

Hi, i miss you girls.
Love love you all :-*

Ahhhhhhhhhh!

2010-10-10T23:13:00.005+08:00

Ok, I am representing black ranger.. She seem to be busy, smashing her phone with an axe. I tried to stop her but she would not listen to me. Her eyes are bloody red, I tell you.........

Shut up, Miley! Okay, fake. Hey, I'm here to post something before "someone" kills me. You can now answer nature's call in peace! I'll do my duty now.

Wellwellwell, how long has this blog been dead? I've not received any help, that's why! Where are you, victims?! Don't you need help anymore? Luckily, there was one who needed my service. I was at home, happily eating.. Maggi Mee, ready in 2 mins! When suddenly, a group of girls screaming! With my super sonic ears, I tried to detect the screams and found out that it was just opposite my block so I flied there. Can fly uh, don't pray pray!

I was quite shocked to see the girls in their conditions. I even danced to Beast's Shock with the hand movement. They were perfectly fine but really busy with their eyes on the computer. 15 girls sharing one small screen, I'll shout too. Isn't the weather hot enough to be cramping tgt like that? Gosh, crazy people..

I was really curious on their activities, they could be watching some unsensored stuff without parental guidance & so I checked... I was shocked, again with Beast's song to see that it was SHINee's video that was playing. I screamed too! They are so cute! Hahahaha. As I could fly, I was floating in the air watching the video as well with 15 other girls.

Our screamings were too loud until purple, green & yellow rangers came to helped out. They came cos they got my shocking alert device with them. Guess what? They joined in too! A total of 19 heads were covering the screen. I should buy the owner a bigger screen sia!

*BAM!* The door slammed open! It was Pink Ranger! She told us to shut up and danced to U-Kiss's song. She straight away, took the computer to change it to U-Kiss's video. She told us to watch it cos they're hot too. All of us agreed and watched it happily!

Overall, I didn't help anyone, I guess. Opps, my bet. Hee. We had fun until Pink Ranger drooled so much that all of us had to clean it. You came to people house, broke their door & made us clean! No nicer words can express our feelings but.. YOU SUCK! Wait, with a few of &$&^&)((@$~!

All of us were banned to anyone's house to watch videos with them. We then decided to FLY TO SEOUL! I'll tell you more when we get there! Gonna find my lovers! Byeeeeeeeeee, selamat malam! :D

Hope you enjoyed my lame story.

I've updated, who's next?

It's up to you!

2010-10-10T01:27:00.003+08:00

i am irritated actually, i wrote such a long text to remind those four aunties to update their banus blog and end up i am the one who is updating the blog,furthermore, i have exam in few weeks time, unlike them who finished their national exam already T.T Only black ranger reply to me, that is why i love her the most (faking it, ha ha!)!!

Okay back to my point of posting is that just now someone actually needed my help, but then i couldn't help that person at all because of something -.-
but don't worry i will tell you what it is. okay heres the thing, since i have constipation, in the morning or afternoon, i took this medicine that makes me answers the natures call. it was really bad when i answered it. while i was trying to answer nature's call, suddenly someone called me.
Guess what? my ring tone was u-kiss's before yesterday. that song it total awesomeness i tell you!!
at first when i got the call, i was so happy! i was like thinking what took the citizen so long to actually call for help.
i was so happy when i answered it, and the help was pretty big too. want to know what was the problem?

you know some girls really thought that their hair is so nice no matter what they do to it and it happen to one girl. she thought that if she didn't comb her hair after bathing, it will still look nice, then while she was at a restaurant, she saw a guy she like then she started showing off her hair and tried to sweep her fingers through her hair. ha ha! and you know what, the funniest thing is that while she was trying to sweep her hair, guess what? it was actually stuck! hahaha and you know what? it was the same person who call purple ranger for the hair incident!!
when reading this, you were probably thinking how i know this, and you were like saying to yourself: ' now she got mind reading power??how perfect can she be?!'
but nope, you are wrong. actually when i answered the phone, she told me exactly what happen. after listening, it was so funny, i laugh like crazy. for those who know me, you would probably know how crazy i can laugh. but no matter what, it still won't be as crazy as Purple ranger's laugh.
i was so happily listening to her problem, thinking she deserve it! ha ha!
but as soon as i wanted to help, i realise that i was still in the toilet -.-
so yeah, i contacted the other Banus. but the nobody replied to my text or answer my call!!
wah i was so angry, i actually forgot that i am answering nature's call.
okay that's all.... ha ha you were probably feel like what the hell, that's all?!
but then first of all i didn't say i was going to write an interesting story, i was just writing to what is happening for the day for me. what to do, the girl called for help, but i am answering crisis, banus didn't reply.. so yeah... what to do? but it was interesting right?? gosh i am so good at surprises!! A+ for me!!

And yeah, O level is coming, i am so scared right now that i can't sleep. i really need lots of prayers, hard work, endurance, determination and a bit of luck. anyway, good luck Banus for your N level result, hope to see you guys next year!! and i can't wait for doubleS's comeback, i hope they are still together :(

-Pink Ranger :)

2010-10-03T23:31:00.003+08:00

Time has passed, and the blog has been dead for such a long time.
i just want to say that i will always missed this blog because this is so freaking unique.
omg, i really can't wait for the day all of us will be together and able to update this blog daily again. why do we have to go our separate ways? that i can't understand at all.
we were so happy together. we were like real sisters except that we don't fight as much as real siblings do... HAHAHAHH!
if only we didn't grow so fast, we could still be as closer as before. who knew the day would come where we have to try new things. i swear i couldn't find people, as special as you guys. i really regret not being able to spend more time with you guys.
this blog is really dead so i am sure you guys will be seeing it for a very log period of time.. maybe next year? but i won't tell you guys that i actually uploaded this post because i want you to see it for yourself. although this blog is dead, i hope that our friendship won't be dead as well.

- This is a tribute from the pink ranger( the maknae) to the old ladies who is busy with their N-LEVEL!! huahuahuahua ad here i am laughing at you guys who is nervouse over tomorrow's paper...good luck anyways!! and i only love ADDA-yellow ranger(sorry for the rejection LILIANA-black ranger)! hahahaha jkjk

2010-03-17T18:38:00.002+08:00

HOLA!
Happy Holiday Banus (:

YR:D

I say BA you say NUS

2009-12-10T17:04:00.005+08:00

BANUS!

we have too much love with us - and no sorry we don't share.

2009-11-27T02:22:00.003+08:00

Since no one updated this dead blog, let me do it!
Hello, I'm bored now so might as well. (:

I was walking out of school today after a week in it for Badminton Camp. The week felt weird cos no human being needed my help at all! Usually, I'll get 1000 cases a week. This time, I don't know what happened to me. Maybe, due to not knowing how to save a life properly. I decided to go to Popular bookstore to search for a book. Still nothing for me, the most they had was "how to cook for dummies". I don't need that, I've got my mum to cook for me so NAHHH. Left the place & surf the net to find information. STILL nothing for me, irritating or what? Sat one corner, listening to songs when suddenly, this song was played. It was The Fray - How to save a life...

Step one you say we need to talk
He walks you say sit down it's just a talk
He smiles politely back at you
You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right
As he goes left and you stay right
Between the lines of fear and blame
And you began to wonder why you came
(Must be polite & don't wonder why you came to save them.)

Where did I go wrong, I lost a friend
Somewhere along in the bitterness
And would I stayed up with you all night
Had I known how to save a life
(Stayed up all night for the victims.)

Let him know you know best
Cause after all you do know best
Try to slip past his defense
Without granting innocence
Lay down a list of what is wrong
The things you told him all along
And I pray to God he hears you
And I pray to God he hears you
(Let the victim know you're the best & always pray to God.)

Wow, didn't that teach you how to save a life? I'll shall try this methods to get my 1000 cases per week back! Banus, I miss you! Meet lah but not now okay? AHHHHHHHHHH, bye. (:

Bila tiba Hari Raya, semua Banus bergembira!

2009-09-17T22:16:00.004+08:00

Woohoo! Hari Raya is coming & I can't wait!
Scary thing is that, all the seyh-tan/jin/hantu will be free.
I won't have the bravery to hear MJ12 already like now.
When I hear MJ12 during Bulan Ramadhan, pheww! Tak takut psl drg tkde.
Later, pee in my pants ah i tell you!
Okay, wtv.

Yeah, no one needed my help ah this month due to lack of energy. So when they shouted for help, Mr Muscle was there to cover up for me. Told you already what, he's my assistant. Part time only lah for the time being. When Mr Muscle came, the victim were asking for me... Except for Dol gigi jual toothpaste ah, keep wanting Adda to come. Haiyah.

Victim 5501420503.526: HELP!
Mr Muscle: Have no fear, Mr Muscle is here.
Victim 5501420503.526: EEEE, why you come? I want Black ranger.
Mr Muscle: Black ranger got no energy. I'm helping her out. Hurry, your hand is stuck in the toilet bowl, still need my help???
Victim 5501420503.526: Nah, it's okay. I'll wait for Black ranger. Shooo, you can go away now.

I'm touched by this story when Mr Muscle told me. I don't know that I have victims that are wiling to wait for me eventho they are in trouble. Sungguh setia sekali. (:

I'm waiting for Adda's post about Dol gigi jual eyemo.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahai!

siapa kata gadis melayu tak menawan.

2009-09-08T12:23:00.006+08:00

upon fasting month, we, the banu rangers have decided to pause our job for a while.

so just the other night i went to geylang serai.... umm.... ya... in case if u dont know i'm malay. yah gadis melayu.. actually i went to little india to find some sari or punjabs but my mom wont allow me to wear. then again i need to respect our culture and traditional. so yea cannnot wear 'bukak-bukak'. sheesh my mom ah!

so the clothes down there were very colourful. i was a bit surprised at how our malay have improved upon years. our traditional clothes also known as baju kurung is getting more..... fashionable? in a sense that it's nice yet it's somehow revealing. CHEH. ok out of track. ini macam kasi ceramah jer.

so we walked around geylang and as you know crowded place = a lot of bodycontacts. being a ranger, i cant stand people who take advantage of this situation to touch girls. but then i dont mind if he's good looking....... or cute.....or has got adorable eyes......... ok ok. so as i was walking i felt a tap on my shoulder. chicken, i turned around and do my flying kick. HAAAAPIAAAAK.

sekali dapat tahu pakcik jual burger ramly.... i left my phone somewhere near their stall.

what a pity.. so in return ive to help them do their burger ramly.. power i tell u. within 5 mins i know already. so chicken mcflurry lah. but then... the day after that day i recieved news that those who'd bought burger from me kena diarrhea 0.0

ok laah sempena bulan baik hari baik ni.. harap jangan nak buat pasal ah. aku dapat tau siap korang!!!! hehe selamat berpuasa. kan member dah berbual melayu.

amcm? ade bakat tk? kalau korang nak tau....................................... I FAILED MY MALAY!!!

ok out of topic already. so banus, when are we going out to fast together? i know lah you guys busy right. but no need to be so busy women lah. make urself free this week. i dont care or else..... aingk

2009-09-07T11:05:00.003+08:00

Okay, sorry for not updating sucha long time. You guys should know by now that I got diagnosed with H1N1 before a week I took my CA2. Right? So I think I know how I got it. Well, three days before I fall sick, a guy who sells toothpaste came knocking on my door. He was sucha a loser I tell you! The way he dressed himself, the way he walks, the way he talks and all. Disgusting fellow. His teeth were like bugs bunny, bugs bunny also kalah sia. His hair center parting, he tucked in his shirt and wore his pants high. OMG la. And when he talk, he spits and gagap2 like that. Double OMG la. And his face, looked like a raper(is there such word?). Oh well, I also dunno why I bought the toothpaste from him. Maybe cause idw to see him again? Maybe la. So anw, I think I got the disease from him. You know the toothpaste, it tasted like shit. I think he anyhow make one la. Maybe when making it, HE SPITS. AHHH, so yeah. Suspected him. MUST kill that guy for making me suffer for 1 sickening week!

Anw, happy hols people!

Yours truly,
Yellow Ranger.

2009-08-31T20:58:00.006+08:00

Hey, its Monday & sorry for not updating.
All of us is busy with school & stuff cos education is No. 1.
So does f-a-m-i-l-y..
Well, that's not the point..

I wanna apologize to all victims that needed our help but we wasn't there for them.. Like I've said, we were busy with our education. However, I need your help now. My brother just threw away my Hari Raya curtains for this year & my mum is furious about it. She wants us to find it otherwise we won't celebrate this year's celebration. We did a lot of things so far to find it. My brother dig up the garbage bin for it but still nothing. My mum said she wants us to search for this nyonya who happened to take this kind of stuff & sell it. Let me describe this nyonya.. Obviously, she's not a nyonya from the TV show, "Sayang Sayang". She's an old woman, short, henced back, carries a trolley with her all the time & is kinda cute! So please, if you see any suspicious article or person. Please inform our staff or call our Banus hotline. I really need that curtains back, its for my happiness sia. Without it, I won't go out & celebrate with you guys. Please Banus, helppppppppp! CU-MING-AH! TOLONG! Idk how to say it in tamil lah, sorry!..

Black Banu Rangers, signing off!
In search of the missing cute nyonya..
Call me if you saw her anywhere, thanks.

To Norfarasha,

I Love You okay & nothing will change that.
No matter what, we will be there for you.
You know how to call us, right?
I'm glad we created 'Banu Rangers' as part of our lovely friendship.
Putting in our wild imaginations into it & mostly our love we have for each other.
Hopefully, our friendship lasts a lifetime.
Insya-allah, aminnnnnnn! (:

2009-08-15T13:04:00.001+08:00

Pink Ranger:

Banu's 1st anniversary!!! 23th October 2009!!
cant wait seh!! Lets celebrate with a picture of us on the cake!!
Wooohooo...!

And now, i feel so depressed... haiz i want my Banu Rangers!

Where's everyone?

2009-08-12T20:57:00.003+08:00

Wah, Goodnight people.
Yellow Ranger kena quarantined. After Pink Ranger, followed by Yellow ranger.
Then after that who?
Hmm, today at school I was alone, but luckily got Black Ranger((:
Pink Ranger Busy with her hmwrks, Black Ranger was dilemma about *ehem*
Hahah.
I gave signal to Purple Ranger but I think she's asleep while her teacher was teaching.
Apa daaaaaaaaah.
Weak ah lu.

Then I cannot do anything lor.
Purple Ranger, I miss you leii.
Please answer my signal lah.
If there's no connection then go change the antena(ehh?).
LOL.

Btw, Rangers, we got works to do.
Study hard kay, exams coming nearer. So yeah.
So yah, I know there's no linkage.
Just Good Luck for the Examanations.
Teehee.

Purple Ranger's story.

2009-07-25T11:47:00.006+08:00

Lady Popo alert. Lady Popo alert!

Lady Popo is on the loose, selling Keropoks. So people, if you don't want to be the victim.. subscribe to MIO tv.

Eh salah program. I meant, if you don't want to be the victim, decorate your house to look like non-malays house since she's targetting only on Malays. Racist right the Lady Popo? Tsk. So here's what I did. I draw chinese characters outside my house... It does look like chinese house. Hehehe amek kau!

Hmmm. So today, somebody knocked my house. I thought it was Lady Popo so I rushed to the store and took out base ball bat. I was ready to attack her lor. Then I opened the door and quickly attack her.. I saw a cart beside her labelled Yakult. Hah! Wanna fool me huh? So I beat her up. Then suddenly I saw her Yakult ID.

Alamak... Is the Yakult lady lah.. So people, please don't go bashing whoever who knocks ur door up. I've learnt my lesson :(

So anyway, here's a description of Lady Popo. She's Lady Gaga's grandmother. She carries her pontianak along with her. She drives Porsche... She likes to sing Hannah Montana's songs. So don't fall for it.

Beware alright.

2009-07-24T18:52:00.009+08:00

Yo, wassup dawg?

During P.E, Green Ranger threw a basketball ball at me. Kena at the head. Bad right?
Wanted to signal to Pink Ranger to come and bash Green Ranger up since Pink Ranger is paling the fierce one. But then, she kena quarantined. Sad case, I know.
So then, signaled to Black Ranger cause she also the paling fierce one. In fact, she's fiercer than Pink Ranger, but I guess she never receive it? My school bad network ah, bad connection.
No choice la, then signaled Purple Ranger. She agree la to beat that Green Ranger. I also want to meet her to return all her bras and undergarments that I stole to use it as a handkerchiefs, which all are covered with my mucus (LOL).
But she came when school ends T.T , Bukit Panjang and Sembawang very far lehh. So nevermind ah, by the time she reached, Green Ranger forgiven already.

But that's not the thing that I'm here to blog about. Just wanna say that;
PEOPLE, ENJOY YOUR WEEKENDS. HEY MY FRIENDS, YOU'RE GONNA WANNA WEEKEND *singing* (for those who watched Nickelodeon, you know i know ^^).

Remember to eat your veggies too!

2009-07-20T23:17:00.006+08:00

HEY!
We're starting the plan thingy this week so here I am!
Zoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom...

Nothing about other people's life getting rescued but its about my younger siblings.
Yeah, they cried as they thought they were going to jail for vandalism!
You might find it really funny for the line above. ^^^
My whole family scared them today, telling them that the police are coming to take them away.
Apparently, Lina was the first to cry while Aqil's face was freaking out.
This goes to all the naughty kids out there who kept drawing on walls, doors & neighbour's door.
Both of them did that & we had to teach them a lesson.
I told them that police will lock them in for vandalism and both faces turned scared.
My mum then added, saying that if they do it again, they are going to regret it.
Suddenly, some parts of 'Crime Watch' show was shown on TV about VANDALISM!
WOW, convenience (24/7) !!!!!!!!
Lina began to cry..
My father then told them that the police are coming over & that made them ran into the room.
This is the best part :
Mum knocked on the door telling them that the police are here.
Dad told my brother to ring the door bell.
Brother rang the door bell.
I was shouting, "OH, POLICE ARE HERE!"
The two kids were crying like hell in the room, scared of the imaginary police officers!
How funny, right?
So kids, vandalism is NO GOOD! So, take a piece of drawing paper & draw instead. Who knows, your drawing might be the next MONALISA. (:

Reported by,
Black Banu Ranger.
*WINKWINK*

2009-07-17T20:41:00.003+08:00

Okay since i am bored, i am gonna stat posting..heez (:
Alright, where should i start? oh yeah!! recently i had just received
a phone call, i thought it was from my lover at first, but then...false alarm
it was an auntie trying to sell 'coke', i told her i don't want to buy but she insist that i buy from her, shes like so bitchy and demanding, everyone must listen to her opinion..
Then, i grew angrier, i was so depressed by the demanding 'nenek'.
i went home straight away from ADDA's (yellow ranger) house,
when i reached home, i saw that my brother bought lots of rambutan, dan i grew happy
okay purple ranger is right, my mood do swing but "so what i am a rock start" hahahhaa
tu dah tkde kene mengene..aku dah no idea seriously..
ouhkae so i ate ten rambutans in one minute, dann....i got stomach ache ):
i thought only eating banana in one minute can get stomach ache
its actually if u eat ten rambutan in one minute also got stomach ache
than maybe i should eat eleven banana or rambutan in one minute so dat i would not get stomach ache..i wonder hat will happen if i eat ten watermelon in one minute
will i get stomach ache?? cuz they didnt talk anything about watermelon.
So i assume eating ten water melon is okay..aiyah whats the harm i mean
watermelon is so nice, red and juicy.. i think food that is delicious wont bring harm to your body so thats why its okay to eat as much burger or any fatty food that is delicious
don't eat food that you think is not delicious cuz it might bring harm to your body
so be careful okay..like all those bitter vegetable even thought goood in nutrients, if not nice just dont eat!!! dont harm yourself... so that there will be less job for the banu rangers
have some pity in us lahh..tired you know, everytime must solve your problem
you think peope so free meh? peope got life you know...

Confirmation succeeded.

2009-07-13T21:00:00.004+08:00

WOW! Okay, I've got the plans ready since everyone has agree to it.
Probably we could start it next week? If everyone's ready to do it.

Monday - (Siti Nurul) - fake! Liliana
Tuesday - Norfarasha
Wednesday - Nur Khoiriyyatun Sabila
Thursday - Fatimah Zulaikha
Friday - Nadrah Shazwani
Saturday & Sunday - ANY BANUS!

Okay, everyone clear?
Tell me when you guys are ready to start okay.
By doing this, we won't leave our blog dead.
I'll ensure that every BANUS will blog on their respective day.
If not, I'll fly to your house & grill your ass.
Thank you & have a nice day!
The Banu Rangers are here to bring convenience to you. (Convenience, 24/7.)

Phew.

2009-07-11T23:26:00.005+08:00

I am so tired! I just came back from helping an uncle to slaughter his dog. At first I was mad at the uncle but then when I saw the dog, I remembered it was the same dog that chased me not long time ago so I closed one eye lor! Who tell the dog to chase me? Such a stalker and ungentleman. You don't stalk girls, you ask for their numbers dummy.

OK so pardon us for the lack of updates 'cause we've been too busy with schoolwork. We're trying to keep our identity as a Rangers unknown at school but it seems like my teacher know it already. She asked me to help her carry her stuffs to her office! She must know I'm a ranger already! Aiyo what to do?

H1N1 summore. Because of that disease I must wear mask. Not nice you know wearing mask while flying.. 'Cause everytime when I fly, I will open my mouth big big to let the air come inside my mouth. Now cannot already lor. The mask so annoying! And we Banus also need to check our tempreature but because we're superheroes our body tempreature tend to be so high until 47.8 celcius. It's normal lah but the teachers at school.... aiyah troublesome you know :(

Hmmm so just now all of us met Optimus Prime... We're late by 5 mins and he became so angry that he didnt wanna talk to us. So I used my skill and flirted with him. But to no avail. So at last I offered him a good deal. 1 year contract of free leg massage and he agreed.

It's not easy to massage his leg ok... you probably get electric current. meh~

Howdy Cowboy!!

2009-07-11T21:05:00.007+08:00

Oh well its time for me to upload my post
well this recently i put away my detector for the saving lives whatsoever
because i was really busy with all the homework, my projects and exam so yeah
saving the world is a none important thingy
than now i am so free i decided to check the detector thingy
i realized that i have 100 missed call!! hahaha not bad seh
can tahan ahh, dan i go chechk ahh from who the message is why are they calling me
dan like after checking, it was all bullshit...it was a good thing that i ignore it
guess what are the call about?
it was all like about japan got earthquake lahhh
tsunami is back, a kid stuck at the eleventh floor lahh
summore all from overseas.. they think what i print money everyday ahh
like as if i rich enough like that can travel here travel there
summore im ver fussy when i take the earoplane, i must take the first class.
and u expect me to take fisrt class aeroplane every now and then
walao! atleast but for me lahh the ticket so that i can go
even if i went there, what can i do sia? like im not god
so i cant prevent tsunami or eathquake
so too bad lahh, i cannot do anything.....go find black ranger, les just hope she can help you
but i doubt she will help you
hahahahhaaahah!! jk jk dun beat me up..

posted by: Pink Ranger.

Update.

2009-07-10T21:11:00.005+08:00

May peace be upon you! (:

Hey all, look at our blog? It's dead so let's make it live. lol.
Okay, I've plan to give each banus a day for them to blog here.
I know you don't understand what I'm trying to say. Well, here goes..
E.g: Each of us can choose a day (Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs & Fri) to blog.
As in, If I am on Mon, then I would have to blog.
If Fasha's on Tue then she would have to blog.. Get it?
For the weekends, any banus can blog. So, what do you think?
Tell me if this idea is good & tell me which day do you want it?
If you think it's a good idea, took the idea from 5 Awesome guys (a youtube video group).
So, I need feedback okay, guys?

Love, Black Ranger. (:

Hello.

2009-05-12T20:10:00.004+08:00

HOWDY ALL. WASSUP?

OK so I sat for Rangers examination just now.
It was bloody hard damn it. Yellow Ranger obviously did not do well
because she was seen sleeping when the paper started. Brilliant!
Pink Ranger was sweating like hell during the exam. Wow, she must have
study so hard huh? Black Ranger and Green Ranger was copying each other's work
While me? I chill only.

So there's one part of the question that was the most challenging..

" What would YOU do if you saw a person falling from the nearby estate? "

and I answered,

" high chances that person is pontianak "

right? there's possibility.

Then there was another question which sent chills down my spine..

" What is the ionic compound for Oxygen "

Wow. See, to be a professional Ranger it takes a lot OK!

Well, good luck Banus for the exams. Tomorrow is our coursework exam.
We need to save as many lives as possible within one minute.
Real humans will be used and real lives will be lost.
Wohooo this is fun!

YR.

2009-05-12T11:29:00.006+08:00

Okay, people kept complaining that I wasn't doing my duty well. I helped all those who doesn't need my help, and those who needed my help, I ignored. Hahaha. But true la, I also dunno why I did that. Atleast I helped whatt, they not happy call other superheroes ah. I don't like ah helping old hags, later they'll share their grandmother's stories with me which I don't even care. Annoying.

An example of me not helping those who needed my help:
It was 7:22 AM. I was walking my way to school, with a paper on my hand. Notes of Math formulas, I was memorizing it. Then, I saw a nyonya carrying heavy plastic bags, and she expected me to help her. I mean, c'mon la. I'm small in size, and clearly I'm not that strong (Ok, I admit okay!). She got her own hands whatt. Summore, I was already late for school. Go and die la old hag. Call Mr Muscle for help la since he's so muscular -.-

An example of me helping those who don't need my help:
(Okay, maybe no example of me helping people who need not need my help.)

But heyy! Atleast I helped a boy who fell from his bike yesterday. Aku tolong jatuhkan die (HAHA).

Well Banus,
when wanna go out together-gether again ah? :(

Cherished.

2009-05-10T22:21:00.004+08:00

Why did i not cherish the times earlier?
i feel so sad.
Sad for the fact that everything we had done
is lost. Lost in the past
the only way we could look back is through the pictures.
Pictures that did not really satisfy our feeling
what were we thinking?
right now.. there's barely any WE anymore
there's just me and you
right now how i really cherish those time )=

2009-05-02T18:13:00.004+08:00

Hi, it's been long since I've updated. I mean, I'm hardly online anyway. Fine, who cares about me right? Well, let's start with my story.

What can I say? People are so "peanut forgetting its shell". FYI, since there's that new commercial about Mr. Muscle saving people & all. No one calls us up anymore, only pathetic people called. Like there's one time when a girl called me saying that she's lost. I thought she lost in space or something ah cos I know the directions. Unfortunately, she lost her way lah. She didn't know how to get to Canberra Sec. I wanted to help but I also don't know directions in Singapore, so I called Fasha. Wow, that girl knows alot about streets. Okay, I'm not helpful at all.

Another time, Adda (my friend) forgot to bring her worksheet to class. She told me she's scared and all but what can I do? When it comes to studying, cannot play ah. Good thing, I'm a good comforter. I just tell her at most also she will get slapped or something. Or, kena detention with Mr James. Ala, chicken nugget only. Wah, then she say I'm not helping?! Damn angry sia, I helped what. Help her feel scared, alamak. People can get so unappreciative.

That's the recent activities I've done, just helping people here and there. I think I did good what, at least I helped.. Well, so long. I need to study, I told you right cannot play. BYE.

To: Stupid people without dictionary

2009-04-25T13:19:00.005+08:00

Ouhkae babies, now my turn again to blog
aites me too, i have been ignoring emergency call or rather i know what the emergency was but i chose not to care about the problem
anywaes the emergency was not really and emergencies
like for example..
you know some people are just so stupid, like do they
not know anything abt what emergency is?
is it not in their dictionary or they jus dun own one
goshes people..they probably cost about few thousand dollar for one
really good dictionary
what so expensive about that?
i mean you work for few months already can get the thousand what..
ouhkae you know whats their emergency?
one of them called me because their friend fainted
and there are saliva foam coming out of their mouth
and i was like so??
i mean hello! im nt a freaking doctor for goodness sake
(actually nt a good thing that i am not a doctor, maybe thats why doctors are unsucessful becuase there aint me)
go to the hospital lahh..dat one your friend problem ahh who ask your friend
to be sick? who ask your friend to be unhealthy
in the frst place?
from young people want to give you healthy food and stuffs
you dun want..now sick, want to call me
you think im your mother?
you think im your god?can save you like that
hw many time want to say already
i only help people
liike when they cannot get the comb out of their hair,
when their cat got stuck at the tree,
or when you get your underwear stuck in the middle of your butt
than come and find me
those kind of stuffs, i wont hesitate
to help
understand?! goshes people..

2009-04-17T22:03:00.003+08:00

Wassup, its been awhile eh?

lately nothing much happened. i saw Mas Selimut yesterday...
he was buying roti prata. i thought of arresting him at that very moment
but pity him ah. he looked hungry you know?
roti prata summore.
so i let him be. i mean, if it's fated for him to eat roti prata,
how can I ever arrest him right? it's destiny.

then today suddenly his face came out at News 8 Tonight.
FOOD POISON AH.
kesian member. rest in peace eh dude?
kaki dah tempang ade hati nk lari.

anyho, today i was walking around my neighbourhood
when i saw this aunty nagging to her kid in chinese. wah pontianak hear also can run.
i wanted to help the kid but nah, he deserved it.
nenenipupu.
who ask to play soccer and get dirt ur shirt up?
goondus.

i've no mission ah lately. now i'm the most tak-laku ranger around.
nobody beep me up anymore.

pathetic right.

Sorry.

2009-03-25T19:05:00.003+08:00

HELLO, DEAREST SINGAPOREAN.

Wassup?

I've been rejecting calls from the Mayor to save the world. Why? Blame the FNN's coursework. Just wanna say sorry. Thousand apologies.

Lots of love,
Yellow Ranger.

2009-03-15T22:21:00.003+08:00

Aites heres a big different, im not gonna post about me or other banus saving people life
like i mean thats our job, we always save people's life, if were continue to write abt saving people
were like gonna write like thicker than the thickest dicitonary anyone can ever find, hahahhahaha
sorry people im just born without shame so dun get really get surprised with whatever i am doing, and dun ask me a stupid question like " do you have shame?" like i've said, i dun have one...
alright holiday has just started and were very boring at home ya know..
each of us have hell lots of homework, but for me im lucky cuz im clever...hahahhahaha
i manage to do the whole lansam of homework within one day cuz you know why, im not gonna hand it in cuz im away
so yeah i didnt really do all of them like for example my emaths, walaoweh no idea sia how to do like seriously so hard and it is also cuz i nvr pay attention for the lesson cuz i was too tirred, also dunnu why i tired?so im nt gonna do iit at all, hahahahhaha yeah i know im kinda bitchy but just cant help it.
aites aites aites, banu ranger need to set aside for our family day, in other words, banus outing number two..
hmmm maybe we should do some barbecue, but barbecue is vey leceh must bring heavy stuffs.
or to the sentosa, but sentosa is under construction, ltr see unsighylt place..haiyoh i oso dunnu where to go..

-

2009-03-15T22:19:00.005+08:00

I miss all of you tremendously, I really do.
I miss the leader, Lili.
The co-leader, Fatimah.
The co-co-leader, Bella.
The co-co-co-leader, Adda.
My favourite girls of all time <3

2009-03-13T21:14:00.008+08:00

Everyone changes, even superheroes. Lets take Powerpuff girls for instance. Aren't they cute with those round coloured eyes? Well, they are certainly not with this..

Speaking of which, have you seen them in the newer version? They changed their name to Powerpuff Girls Z. Their powers is like so OMA, can be said lame lah. Bubble's powers is to blow bubbles, Blossom is to throw blossoms while Buttercup's powers is to throw butter & cups to the monsters. Lame isn't it? (Powers tu smue, aku asal boleh.) Well, how is the monsters gonna get destroyed in that manner? Kental babe, kene semut pun tak mati.

Well, back to business. I was walking to school today & was late for school. All the stupid baby's fault ah, aiyah. *Sound effect when you're flashing back* I was late for school & luckily it was not raining that time. I heard a baby crying so loudly that the whole estate was affected, I had to do something about that. Using my super canggih ears to detect where the sound was coming from & dashed there as soon as possible. Man, the baby was loud. According to the baby's maid, he was awaken by a terrible noise next door. The maid did all that she could do to quiet down the baby but was unsuccessful. It was then when I know what to do.. someone's gotta sing !

Amazingly, the baby went back to sleep & I could finally go to school when it started to rain heavily. Wow, this is great ! -_-"

2009-03-12T18:04:00.004+08:00

goshes people why does the pink ranger always have to do everything?lucky got kaki...hahahhaa

ok heres whats happening, you wanna know whats happening? durh ofcourse you do?who doesnt?

okok well ,hmmm. let see, today i am off duty

so when i sae off duty i iterally mean off the duty so im not saving anyone,

heck care if that sumone is in trouble, like i mean you get yourself in the trouble, you get ouy by yourself also aites?understand?

alright dan i was eating lunch with one of my classmate suddenly i see one man kene robbed

but then i pity him cuz he kinda look pathetic

so i was thinking of saving him, but then....

luckily i remember i was off duty

so yeah i thought fast, and i stop thinking of saving dat man and yeah i ignore him

ok i know i was kinda mean not to save him but what do you expect

i mean its my off duty, gotta respect that okae? we heros need some off duty

later tired like hell you know

you think what we we save people everyday not tired ahh?

ok so yeah by the time when i had finished eating

i was leaving the macdonalds i saw the man on the way

he was actually half dead, i didnt even know

which one is his eyes which one is his mouth

i wisper to him sry cuz im off duty

the man understood and he said that its okae even thought he was half dead

its a wonder how youre badly beaten up, you can still forgive people

so yeah since he has forgiven me, i wasnt worrited at all

i think he understand that everyone needs a break, thats why i bought a kitkat on the way home

PINK RANGER rox like omg!!

2009-03-07T20:50:00.008+08:00

Well heres whats been happening lately

you know i have been friend with the people from POWER RANGER SPD
well i have been hanging out with them lately, and like its totally cool
i thought like why seh they so nice to me like very freaky
than actually they wanted me to become one of them
they want me to becom the WHITE RANGER a.k.a their leader
like very unexpected
than i was like dun one ahh
because i see my group dan i see them
like or standard is higher becuase we save people sensibly
unlike them lahh people going to die than want to ssave like
"dude isnt it too late"
dan suddenly the leader merajuk, i laugh my ass out
becausse like sissy seh, leader still cry, how pathetic is that.
well im truly sorry RED RANGER but i am too good to be in your ranger group

okok heres what happening lately, i mean today
just wanted to go home ahh dan i was in the bus enjoying the ride
i saw a man being beaten by two other mans ahh and being robbed
but than like i dont care at all because not my fault what
who ask him to bring that much money
i mean like for your problems i must help you?

like stupid right?
dan okae ahh i ignore him
dan as i went down the bus i saw an old woman struggling to go down the bus
but i pretend nothing happen cuz
its not my fault who ask her to grow so old
last time people offer her an anti-aging face cleanser she dun want
sae she dun mind being old, she dun want to live forever
dan in my heart i was thinking lahh
people offer you, you dun want now want to regret
like is that my problem?
dan i see a boy accidentaly dropped his soft ball
as fast i could, i quickly pickd it up for him
i pity him ahh because he didnt do it on purpose so yeah
he was very thankful to me
and he brought me to his mom
telling her how courageous i am
i was so glad that i could save someone today.
it just brings me joy

Purple Ranger :D

2009-03-07T18:51:00.006+08:00

As you can see, a lot of Superheroes are retiring which means Banu Rangers has a very tight schedule. We're serious about this and we've been receiving PRANK/UNIMPORTANT CALLS. This is such a waste of time ok. Here are one example where I don't think we're really needed and thus it wasted our precious time.

Example : Yellow Ranger received an emergency call. All of us rushed there to find out that a man has been killed.

This is so unimportant. What're we suppose to do? Do a funeral for him? Give him his life back? People people.. wake up. We're superheroes, NOT God. We don't give lives, we take them.

While serving this unimportant call, we might miss and did not attend the other IMPORTANT emergency.. Such as a mom who've some trouble switching on the stove. This means she wouldn't be able to cook thus her kids would become hungry. What a poor thing. No wonder her kids ended up being a thief in their neighbourhood bakery shops...

So lately we've one huge mission. This big giant is still on the loose as you can see. So yeah, people, please be aware. If you feel like your house is shaking, don't worry, is not earthquake/hurricane/tsunami/thunder/end of the world. It's just this big fat giant. Don't worry, the least he can do is to destroy your house ceiling... So yeah you know what to do - Hide under the table! **

Ok bye and please do not disturb I'm playing some games.

** results may vary.

GREEN RANGER TO THE RESCUE

2009-03-04T16:45:00.005+08:00

UhHUH!
Im back !
im back from my vacation. (nonsence!)
kkay.

yeah, i did save someone who nearly fainted from seeing a rat.
Or shud I say a very big rat !
I was petroling that time.
Hmmm, Actually he is a cleaner, he was cleaning this store from
Senoko factory.
While he was cleaning, he heard noises.
He checked everywhere except under the pail.
Exactly when he pulled up the pail, there's this big rat running away.
He shouted like a little bitch!
*evil laugh*
I heard his bitchy voice, so I fly to the store.
of course when I saw the rat, I was geli2 u noe.
but, im a hero where can like that.
Tahan macho sikit.
aingggk! HAHA! why am i using that 'ainnngkk!' thingy.
kkay, as i was typing, errrrm,
yah, he ran to me and asked me to catch that rat quickly.
Is he a man or wat?
haiyaaaa, wat kind of man is that.
I ran here and there like stupid people trying to catch that rat.
wahhhh, tired sia.
But, finally i caught it.
muahahahahhaha!
wanna see the picture of the rat?
okay, here u go,

big enough?
hahaha, that one not me carrying it but my friend.
yah.
well, not to forget to show the expression of the man face when he shouted,

.........

so yah, thats him, hensem?
well, at the same time im gonna show you YELLOW RANGER's cousin.
so cute. But I take candid uh. YR dont be angry uh,

there you go.
cute rite?
hahaha, kkay. Thats all from GREEN RANGER.

And today the day is saved by, THE GREEN RANGER !
thank you, thank you.

No, not Missing In Action.

2009-02-27T12:49:00.010+08:00

Well, good news. Our planet is save cause Ivan Ooze is trapped again in his purple egg. I guess you guys should've read the newspaper. "Five heroic teenagers defend this Earth against the ultimate evil..." Yep, that's us alright!

You guys should've known that Ivan Ooze(picture above) was back once again. Mayor knows that only the Banus could stop this ugly pinhead from ruling our planet. And it's a success. We fought for honour, fought for your life.

So there we were, having our photoshoot. (They got no Green suit and Purple suit. Green and Purple Ranger was forced to wear Blue and Red suit.) Suddenly, all of our compounders flashed a light. IVAN OOZE'S BACK ONCE AGAIN. SAVE OUR PLANET, RANGERS.

There we were, fighting for you people. Fighting to protect the Earth.
First tried, we failed. So then we decided to use this..

In order to win Ivan Ooze. And yes, totally worked. Fought for justice.
It was actually an extremely long story.
But the good thing, we're safe right? Thanks to Banu Rangers. Who? BANU RANGERS!

We've got a FATTY situation !

2009-01-12T18:16:00.006+08:00

Jojo.

2009-01-03T20:05:00.006+08:00

Ok so, sorry for not updating.

It's not that I done have any mission, but it's just that....... I forgot this blog's password. So you see my problem? Good. If you don't, tell your mom. You might have asthma.

Anyway, our job were very limited lately because we're back to school. What? Rangers go to school too okay. Which school? Superheroes school. Even Superman went to that school once but he flunked because he couldn't even spelled the world " environment " correctly. Oh, also, Ninja turtles are our classmates. Cool right? I know. Want powers? Easy. Create a blog and name yourself Power Puff Girl. There.

So anyway, the heaviest duty we had was during New Year's celebration. Yes, tight mission. I was Jackson Rathbone's security guard while Yellow Ranger was Alex Turner's, Pink Ranger's was David Archuleta's, Green Ranger was Jason Mraz's and Black Ranger was Muthusami's (:

It was very crowded and we had to be very careful. Then........... Suddenly. BOOOOOOOOOOM. Mojojojo arrived. Not surprised. I knew it. This monkey ah! I'll tell your mom Mojojojo. Mojomama will be very angry at you! So Yellow Ranger went and stopped Mojojojo, and...

Yellow Ranger : Sorry berok, out of here now.
Mojojojo : What?
Me : Yes. Out of here. NOW.
Mojojojo : But..but...
Me : What?
Mojojo : I am here to celebrate New Year lah!
Us : O.O

So we let him in. What to do? Then everything goes smoothly. No mess. Nothing. Couples making out. As usual, condom didn't fit and stuffs. Boring.

I'll update if there's anything interesting okay? Because I think Cicakman and Obama is saving taking our place as the superheroes. GRRRR.

Got lorry. Got bus. Got day, Can reply. (translated from Malay's version)

Nobody's save currently.

YR

2008-12-17T22:54:00.004+08:00

I got trouble using Ipod touch, so I beeped Purple Ranger (her brother got the ipod too). I thought she know how to use it, but alamak! K no, this is not the story actually.

After those shit, I received a message from I-don't-know-who. Her place was on fire. She managed to escape, but sadly she forgot that her only child and beloved cat was in there. Some parent/owner you are, ma'am! Ok, so yada yada and saved the girl. The cat I leave it there (phobia ok) and let it be burnt. I'm not an evil ranger ok! Anyways, returned the child to her mom. Then blahblahblah. And fly back home safely. Pheww, what a day!

And the child was saved, thanks to YELLOW RANGER! Thank you *bowing*

Take a break, have a kitkat.

2008-12-09T19:53:00.001+08:00

Dear citizens of ~~townsville~~Singapore,

Yes, we're on leave/MC. Hey heroines need a break too, right? Therefore, anybody who got themselves in danger, save yourself. We'll be back for about weeks or months. Maybe years.

Good luck in saving yourself.

This message is written by the Banu Rangers.

May peace be upon you. (:

2008-11-28T02:09:00.005+08:00

I hereby, apologise to all victims or future victims of the world for our non-caring-ness in saving your lives. I know in this few days maybe this month, Banu Rangers had not been able to save all of you from any kind of danger. Well, we're sorry. All of us are just too busy with our daily plans or just plans that are made with our family without us knowing. Our disappearance had made many of you to wonder where all of us had gone to, that's why I'm here to have my say on this. All of us are trying our best to find time in our tight schedule for our part-time superhero job, please try to understand us, alright? (Ade ke superheroes macam gini dalam dunie ni? Lebih pentingkan dunie sendiri dari mangse-mangse keadaan. We're so tak gune.)

I hope this message is clear to everyone & also to Rangers.

Many lives need saving but we're not there for them.

Please stop all your activities & spare a thought for them.

(Semue anak dare ni jgn tolong mak kamu kat dapur je, tlg jugak selamatkan org.)

That's all, sorry for this crappy post. (Tkde keje, carik keje lah ni.)

YR

2008-11-22T15:57:00.004+08:00

I was reading The Time Traveler's Wife when suddenly my yellow compounder beeped with a loud noise. I saw a thief snatched an old woman's purse. My head's throbbing and I can't do this mission alone. So I signal to the Banus. Yea, they all came and helped me. No no, I meant helped the old lady. I sat at the bench and watched them doing the mission. Purple Ranger tried to trip the thief, but unsuccessful. Black Ranger tried to throw her shoe at the thief, but aimed it wrongly. Next, Pink Ranger chase the thief. Sadly the thief was an athletic and used to represent Singapore for Olympic in the 80s. Then here comes Green Ranger. She used her scarf to grab the thief's leg and managed to made him fall. So they ran towards him and handcuffed him. Then threw him to jail.

And the day was saved thanks to The Banu Rangers except for Yellow Ranger.

purple ranger's sad story

2008-11-17T18:20:00.004+08:00

i'm grounded from saving the world. blame my mum for that!

i received signal and quickly transformed. then when i was about to fly off, something grabbed my legs. i looked up and it was my mum.

i was like, " MA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SOMEBODY'S DROWNING!! THEY NEED MY HELP! "

and she was like.. " Fasha,enough of your nonsense..you don't know how to swim remember? now get back to your room. you're grounded! "

so that explain my missing in action lately. sorry world :(

YR

2008-11-16T19:45:00.003+08:00

So today I saved this girl ass from being spank by her dad. She did something bad in school. In order to distract her dad, I used my "flirting" tactic. You know what I mean. I actually flirted with her old hag to help her escape from him. Yea, I'm good at saving people. Also good at flirting ;D And no, I didn't do sexual intercourse with the old hag ok, please.

Yea, the day was saved thanks to Yellow Ranger :DD

2008-11-14T16:50:00.003+08:00

well something happened today

i woke up and watch TMNT the movie(fav cartoon, i like leonardo)

when show finish i went back to sleep

didnt have the energy

dan i was awoken by my watch which kept beeping

theres someone who has been doing our job

but they were not doing a good job

o wanted to see who is the sebok wan to replace us ahh

thn i go there

i was looking for the mysterious hero

then suddenly i see four

giant turtles wearin somthing at their eye

funny thing is they got no nose, cuz i cannot see one

then i look closer

it was actually the teenage mutant ninja turtle

i was so shock, cudnt speak anymore

than i was about to approach to them

hen i heard another beeping

than suddenly i realiise that i was on my bed

it was actually a dream

boohoo was just thinking of asking for their autograph

than realise it was a dream

spoil seh..haiyo!!

Yellow Ranger here

2008-11-14T16:16:00.004+08:00

Since no one's updating this dead blog, I'm here^^. No, this is not like the usual post. I'm here not to blog about how/who I rescue.

On the 10th of Nov, we had our first outing together. The Rangers themselves said it was fun. How I wish we could have another outing.

Obviously I'm bored, thats why I blog

*Watch beeping* Shoots. Oh well, I got a problem to settle. TTFN (:

2008-11-07T14:25:00.003+08:00

Today i was actually shopping with

ALEX, SAMANTHA AND CLOVER

they are like so totally cool, hmm

was just about to take one totally beautifulicious

than my watch began beeping, also their compact powder

we realise that we were having the same case

i thought of calling the banus but then

the spies are here

i mean its only one in a while were hanging out

and kicking butts!!

so yeah im taking the chance

we KICK PUNCH SLAP

all the bad guys

and the day is like totally save

thankz to the totally spies and the almight PINK RANGER!!

drama mama~

2008-11-07T12:59:00.007+08:00

i've been procrastinating about wanting to post on this blog. that explain my missing, eventually.

so umm, lately, there's alot of random missions.. but none of them are exciting or new to me *shrug*

well, there was one incident, where me and yellow ranger (the rest were not able to come). we were in a mission.. to save this guy from committing suicide. i wonder what was his problem.

it goes like this.

after i received the signal as well as yellow ranger, we decided to take this matter to ourselves and quickly arrived at the incident place. the man, who's at his early 80s (old enough to be our granddad's dad) was sitting alone, near the 17th storey window. yellow ranger was already panicked. while me? i was annoyed. he's going to die afterall, sooner or later. so what's with the drama? *sigh*

yellow ranger did most of the "slow talk" with him,convincing him and stuffs. she was like " please, we care for you. why are you doing this to yourself? ". it was like watching a drama or sinetron at Sensasi.. nice script girl. they talked for several minutes while i headed to Mac to grabbed cheese burger and Mc Flurry.

i'm proud of you yellow ranger... although is not your fault the old man JUMPED off the window..

so should i end this post with the day is save or what? *still thinking*

Rangers, transform !

2008-11-06T04:09:00.005+08:00

Rangers ! Rangers !

Wake up, get your lazy asses up.

We have a mission, NOW !

*signaling, signaling !*

Okay, it looks like its gonna be a solo mission. I've received a signal from a nenek that is almost to be a rape victim by a banglah, OMA. (Dah tue2 pun kene rogol, bodoh.) Crimes do not rest, so do superheroes. Well, its up to me to help that poor nenek. Reached just in time to the scene at some deserted corner in upper Boon Keng Road. The nenek was having a stroll under the block to get some fresh air with her husband when suddenly a drunken man, came up to them & knocked the nenek's husband unconscious. Leaving the nenek all alone, feeling really scared of her life & her husband's condition. Sadly, her screams of fear could not be heard as everyone else were dead asleep like my other rangers mates. I was using the computer when the loud screaming could be heard. Then it was time to ...

*TRANSFORMED*

Kicked the banglah's *toot* & he fell to the ground unconscious. Wow, just a simple trick could make them drop dead. Helped the nenek & her husband to a saver place, I even send them home till their front door. Safety is what they needed right now, the nenek thanked my help although I know she think of me as a ghost. Who would save someone in the middle of the night when they're supposed to be sleeping, right? Or, is the ghost me or the nenek? "You forget the *DAN, DAN, DANNNNN !* Okay, enough of everything alright. Went back to the crime scene & found the drunken man nowhere to be around, this is getting creepy. Now, I've learnt my lesson.. NEVER GO OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT !!

Lastly, thanks to me. (:

Thank me, PR.

2008-11-03T18:26:00.007+08:00

Someone's signalling me! Oh, its Purple Ranger..
*listening to what PR saying*
She said:
Yellow Ranger! Help me please! Please, online right now. I'm so bored la seh!

Yeah, what the hell kan? Puddle betul. Oppss, I meant poodle. Baru nk jadi Heroine sikit. Aiyoh, but.. I went online (since I'm bored) and currently chatting with her now.
And so, thanks to me I kill Purple Ranger's boredom! Yayayayay :P

yah whatever (lol)

2008-11-02T20:39:00.005+08:00

its totally unfair how many mission i've got compared to the rest. obviously i've got lesser. its utterly unfair!

just because my power isn't THAT extreme,doesn't mean im horribly... horrible at saving people lives.Sigh...

* a minute later *

oh look.i've got 135 missed calls from around the world. dont worry world, purple ranger's here,have no fear!

*gone*

Pink Ranger's luxury

2008-10-31T17:01:00.007+08:00

I was eating the cornflake kuih..
it was so delicious until i kept licking every part of my fingers
that has conrflake on it.
just thinking of eating it with relaxation.
i heard a beeping sound
i took a look at my watch suddenly i see nothing
than it was actually the green banu's watch
so i didnt care lahh
because they never beep me, so not my problem
so i jus continue with the cornflake kuih
*yum!yum!*

So the day is save thankz to the government of the individual

countries not to the BANUs cause there wasnt any problem at that time being

Baby loves Teddy.

2008-10-30T23:12:00.003+08:00

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I've got a very dangerous task today. I was on the way to Malaysia when I heard a very loud signal from The Banu Rangers. We had to save a baby who was in a very deep trouble, his teddy fell to the first floor while he was playing at the corridor. His parents was too busy making out that they just let their baby to play out there. Every other Banu Rangers had already reported to the scene & I was the last one to arrive. So, when I reached there, the baby's parents were still making out. That really made Pink Ranger angry that she slapped their faces & get them back to reality. The parents was really shocked to find out that their baby was on the edge of the stairs to take his teddy. Luckily, Green Ranger was there to save the baby from falling. She picked the baby up & even played with him. (Aiyah, kau sempat eh.)
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While, Purple & Yellow Ranger went down to retrieve the baby's teddy. Obviously, the lazy Purple Ranger took the lift while Yellow Ranger took the stairs. Eventually, they both reached downstairs together. To their amazement, both Ranger saw Mr Bean picking up the teddy & keeping it in his plastic bag. Well, both Ranger ran after Mr Bean & took back the teddy from him. (Wahlao, stubborn sia Mr Bean.) After much fighting & hurting, they managed to take the teddy from Mr Bean, went back upstairs. The Black Ranger, which was me, just looked at the accident without doing anything. SUDDENLY, Mr Bean went up to steal the teddy from the baby again. Oh no, he's not gonna escape this time. I shouted to Mr Bean & snatched the teddy away from him. However, Mr Bean didn't gave up, he kept snatching back the teddy from me. Feeling very angry, i scolded him until he was scared & ran away.
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So, as you can see, we saved the baby & his teddy. Look at the baby's shocks face, pity him ah. lol. The baby was then returned to his parents without giving us any rewards. HAHA, it didn't made Pink Ranger felt satisfied though, she scolded the baby's parents to give us our reward ($$$). The parents quickly took out all their money & gave it to us. After all of that, they went back to their house & make out again. (LOUSY PARENTS !!)
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Day was saved by THE BANU RANGERS.
The baby was so happy that he gave us all a kiss, aww. (:

Green ranger reporting here,

2008-10-30T18:47:00.005+08:00

well yeah, im the only ranger who have not update this blog so im now going to.
every banu had save the world. me too which is just now.

ok, it starts here, i was playing the PSP when my bluetooth beeps. " beep,beep,beep,beep"
dunno whether the other banus's bluetooth beeps or not. I looked at my phone(step mane nye canggih je) and watch the video. It was a little girl who was stuck in a medium pail ! ! !
i dunnoe how she can stuck in that pail. haiya! so, i quickly went there, and investigate. want to noe what had happened? yeah, she saw a big cocroach sneaking. she shouted and jumped like a crazy girl. no,no,no,no,no. give chance uh, she jumped like ummmmmm, MONKEY ! huahuahuahua((:
she accidentally step on a soap and , wooooooooooop! stuck in there.
kind of stupid, dunnoe how to keep still. SERVE YOU RIGHT GIRL.
but im not that evil lah. I pulled her with all my strength. it took about 45 mins to get her out.
quite fat uh her ! aiyai!
so after that, she thank me many many time. i appreciate that girl. I deserve that wat. *faces*
Thanks, to the girl's mum for giving me a cup of tea, like noe only i want to drink, need strength mah!
so,
THE GIRL'S DAY IS SAVED BY ,
THE GREEN RANGER ! !

Yellow Ranger's post

2008-10-30T16:01:00.004+08:00

Hey ho. I miss my boyfriend, Noddy. Ok, nothing important about that.
HEY, I was saved by PPG today. Thats totally uncool. Heres the story..
When I was busy making out with someone(u guys won't know him), my pager(old fashion katekan) beeped. I read the message and saw; a small kid been bullied by boys who's older than him. So I ran towards the place. After 10 seconds arriving, I stop those kids from bullying the kid and I actually lectured them. Wow right? But then one of them got bored and threw a basketball ball at me. My head went dizzy and the world(or should i say me) was spinning around. I tried signalling to the other Banus, but then I remembered all of them were busy. Pink's busy dating David A. Purple's busy being Syaff's puddle, oopps I mean poodle. Black's busy playing badminton while Green's busy digging her nose. Suddenly, the PPG came to the rescue. Beating the bullies up. I guess the Mayor saw everything and called the PPG to rescue me.

SO THEN THE DAY WAS SAVE THANKS TO.. Blossom, Bubbles & Buttercup!

Another day another mission !

2008-10-29T14:23:00.017+08:00

well,early in the morning received a signal already
i was sleeping soundly sia. dreaming about eating Ice Kachang summore.

then suddenly,teet teet teet teet. the other rangers obviously
" tidur mati ".
so it all depends on me la.
quickly i flew off from my window with my white pyjamas summore,
macam pontianak kan?

then suddenly when i reached at the place, there was this couple. they wanted to have sex but the condom cannot fit the nigger's dick.
thank goodness i'm not seducable.
damn hell, what a mission. i know , what to do lah kan.
so i helped to stretch the condom until become like a balloon.
still cannot fit. aiyo petom.

thank goodness SEVEN ELEVEN is 24 hour.
So i bought condom sized XXL and amazingly it fit the nigger's dick.
then suddenly i smelled something awful. i thought the nigga farted,
then i realised, oh yah, i havent take a shower yet. in hurry mah.
quickly flew back home.

then while im flying back to home, saw this indon maid wanted to commit sucide,
and ofcourse... i did not save her.

you go girl!
and the day is save..thanks to who?
me lah ofcourse.

Pink Ranger reporting

2008-10-29T13:36:00.003+08:00

Alright as you can see, our banu rangers

are busy helping the world this few days

except for the GREEN RANGERS,you're alm damn shes lazy

cus she has not been posting anything about

her saving anithing, so obviously shes doing NOTHING!

you are almost fired GREEN RANGER, but

lucky you BLACK RANGER, is very nice

i'll be watching you

* two fingers pointing to my eyes than to your eyes*

alright btw i havent right about what i did

Well it started when i wanted to go toilet

(natures calling me mah!)

dan as about to sit on thetoilet bowl, almost reaching

than my watching beep (weird hah? i oso dunnu can beep one)

it was actually the yellow ranger calling for help

she was going all crazy with the grandmother

so both of us did our job

our duty is to make people happy

so we decided to have fun with the gtrandmoother

by convicing her to stop talking and play poker

well, we play it much like the casino and used real money

and guess wat, i won all their money,and

the grandmother was happy

hmm... goshes thanks to me everythings ok now

im soo needed, as usual

hhahahahahaah

AND THE WORLD IS SAVE, THANKS TO THE

PINK BANU RANGER

Yellow Ranger's lame story..

2008-10-28T22:43:00.005+08:00

My duty for today sucks. I need to sit down for hours and hours just to listen an old hag sharing her grandmother's story. Thought what sia, thought she wants me rescue her. But then, she needed someone to talk to. I tried beeping the others(Banus), but they off their bluetooth! F u guys for this. Its okay, you guys are forgiven.
So yeah, its really tiring listening an old hag sharing their stories. Believe it or not, its more tiring than saving the world.
Regret doing today's duty. Sanggup aku tk tengok crite Noddy untuk tolong ni nenek, waste time sia! Seriously regret!

Update Update!

2008-10-28T22:17:00.010+08:00

MISSION UPDATED : BANU BANU, SIGNAL SIGNAL.

Rid needs our help to complete his holiday assignment (oh i need help on these too rangers!).
Since the smartest among us are ME obviously,but I will pass this mission to Pink Banu Ranger instead.
why not leave it to her?

Next mission, I need help with my hair. Its too heavy with so many dinosaurs stucked on it. Even my fingers are in it. (yes,I'm typing with a single hand. Lesson learnt, do not scratch your head). So where's my Banu?!

DONE. Updated on October 28,2008.
and the world is save,thanks to Me, the Purple Banu Ranger!
(and the Pink Banu Ranger *roll eyes* )

Thanks, PURPLE RANGER.

2008-10-28T20:40:00.005+08:00

Dear Banus,

let's thank purple ranger for her hard work doing our wonderful blog. Therefore, all of the banus should blog about purple ranger's hard work here. Well, since I'm here. Let me do it first.

Black Ranger :

Hey, purple ranger. Thanks for your hard work in making this blog possible for all future/present victims in need. You've simply helped the Banus to do our job easier & to reach out for our victims. Thanks to you, you're a bloody cool ranger. ILY. ((:

Pink, Yellow & Green Rangers. Do blog your appreciation here for Purple Ranger. In this post, not another. If you don't get me, do signal me okay? Well, thanks.

Banu rangers

2008-10-28T17:55:00.010+08:00

Sorry if you people are confused by reading our combined blog.
firstly i want to introduce myself to you.
I am the PINK RANGER, me and my friends are here
to save everyone from danger.
We are the new generations of the BANU RANGERS
we help people in many ways. Any help, you can just call us
we can even be your tuition teachers if we're clever enough.
firstly let me tell you my power.
my power comes from my fingernail,
they may looked fragile, but they are very strong, it is very magical.
alright and btw im the narrator for this story, cant wait for our stories to be published!!
woohooooo...
alright, firstly let me tell you about our almighty one and only leader;BLACK RANGER
she has the almighty voice,
when you hear her shout, you can just go all crazy
she is very strict when she is needed but yeah! she is our big sister..
next is our almighty half lion, half human
PURPLE RANGER, damn you got to hear her roar!! she is like damn *speechless*
and her hair, can capture anithing she can and its kinda like madusa
(the one that has a snake on her hair, can turn things into stone)
you can even find dinosaur's corpse if you are curious on how it looked like at her hair
next is about the pretty lady, YELLOW RANGER
she has the almighty beauty that can make evil-ness into the beautifullest thing you
have ever seen, so thats her power
and our last Banu Rangers is the GREEN RANGER
she has this random power, but yet she could save the world
she got this scarf (selendang) that could do everything
its pretty amazing you know, it come in pretty handy
alright that is our introduction of the almighty
BANU RANGERS
(btw im the co- leader, pretty much BLACK RANGER's assitant)

The Fat Boy.

2008-10-28T16:20:00.007+08:00

I was using the computer when my watch beeped loudly. It was a signal from a cute froggie, he was in DANGER. The froggie found out about website & decided to call for help. According to the froggie, a FAT boy above was searching for food in the middle of the night after he has 'done it' with his girlfriend, RADIN. He was feeling very hungry & had a bad stomach ache. In order to get rid of his pain, he has to eat a frog so that he could fart his ass out. The froggie called me for help & I was in the crime scene seconds later. Before the FAT boy even wanted to put the froggie in his mouth, I shouted his name & showed him what I've brought with me (which was FOOD). I made him chased it like a dog after tossing the food away from the froggie. However, his "girlfriend" started calling him to come to bed with her but the FAT boy was busy eating. Before i knew it, I ran out of the house like lightning speed & the froggie was saved. & ohh, i even looked into their bedroom when Radin was sleeping, I can't believe what i saw.. THE BED FELL TO THE FIRST FLOOR due to their weight. Man, that's why there was a huge earthquake just now, what a shame.
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Well, JUSTICE IS SERVED. Everyone is saved & back to the normal life. (:
*transformed*

Another day another mission !

2008-10-28T15:46:00.016+08:00

( dont be angry eh Natt, this is purely for fun aye )

i was at home watching TV
then suddenly i received a signal from Natt.
i thought like usual,she lost her way or something,but this time, instead,
she wanted to dig her nose but couldnt as her hands were....
i dont know what should I name it?
( refers to the image for your own knowledge,sempat kan? )

but then when i was about to dig,
i realised my finger was too huge for her small cute nose hole(?),
even my pinky finger couldnt fit. so i used " lidi satay "
and her nose got digged yo!

and the day is save..thanks to the Purple ranger!

Pink ranger's story

2008-10-28T14:12:00.005+08:00

Wheew!! just cam back from saving the world

gotta tell you people somthing, although

saving the 'world' might be kinda cool

but it is actually the hardest ting anyone could ever do

it all started when i was happily eating mee rebus

with my familythan...

i saw that my watch was flashing light

so i took a look to see hus in danger

i tried to call the other BANUs but they were too busy

with all my strength i went dere alone

it tok me a lot of courage.

my mission was to save a cat who fell from a tree

i ran as fast as i can and

BAM!!! i manage to catch the cat with my hand

the mayor and the citizens

congratz me for saving the cat frm injuries

i was so proud of myself!

i got $20 000 form the mayor for saving the cat

all thanks to me (NOT THE OTHER BANUs)

the cat is save, gosh im soo needed in this world!!

: Pink Banu Ranger Reporting LIVE!

Yo..

2008-10-27T18:16:00.005+08:00

Yellow Banu Ranger here.

Testing...

1 2 3 ...

A B C..

Okay, bored siaoo.
Where's all the banus? Miss you guys! And, when's our next mission? Haha.