Bila tiba Hari Raya, semua Banus bergembira!

Woohoo! Hari Raya is coming & I can't wait!
Scary thing is that, all the seyh-tan/jin/hantu will be free.
I won't have the bravery to hear MJ12 already like now.
When I hear MJ12 during Bulan Ramadhan, pheww! Tak takut psl drg tkde.
Later, pee in my pants ah i tell you!
Okay, wtv.

Yeah, no one needed my help ah this month due to lack of energy. So when they shouted for help, Mr Muscle was there to cover up for me. Told you already what, he's my assistant. Part time only lah for the time being. When Mr Muscle came, the victim were asking for me... Except for Dol gigi jual toothpaste ah, keep wanting Adda to come. Haiyah.

Victim 5501420503.526: HELP!
Mr Muscle: Have no fear, Mr Muscle is here.
Victim 5501420503.526: EEEE, why you come? I want Black ranger.
Mr Muscle: Black ranger got no energy. I'm helping her out. Hurry, your hand is stuck in the toilet bowl, still need my help???
Victim 5501420503.526: Nah, it's okay. I'll wait for Black ranger. Shooo, you can go away now.

I'm touched by this story when Mr Muscle told me. I don't know that I have victims that are wiling to wait for me eventho they are in trouble. Sungguh setia sekali. (:

I'm waiting for Adda's post about Dol gigi jual eyemo.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahai!

siapa kata gadis melayu tak menawan.

upon fasting month, we, the banu rangers have decided to pause our job for a while.

so just the other night i went to geylang serai.... umm.... ya... in case if u dont know i'm malay. yah gadis melayu.. actually i went to little india to find some sari or punjabs but my mom wont allow me to wear. then again i need to respect our culture and traditional. so yea cannnot wear 'bukak-bukak'. sheesh my mom ah!

so the clothes down there were very colourful. i was a bit surprised at how our malay have improved upon years. our traditional clothes also known as baju kurung is getting more..... fashionable? in a sense that it's nice yet it's somehow revealing. CHEH. ok out of track. ini macam kasi ceramah jer.

so we walked around geylang and as you know crowded place = a lot of bodycontacts. being a ranger, i cant stand people who take advantage of this situation to touch girls. but then i dont mind if he's good looking....... or cute.....or has got adorable eyes......... ok ok. so as i was walking i felt a tap on my shoulder. chicken, i turned around and do my flying kick. HAAAAPIAAAAK.

sekali dapat tahu pakcik jual burger ramly.... i left my phone somewhere near their stall.

what a pity.. so in return ive to help them do their burger ramly.. power i tell u. within 5 mins i know already. so chicken mcflurry lah. but then... the day after that day i recieved news that those who'd bought burger from me kena diarrhea 0.0

ok laah sempena bulan baik hari baik ni.. harap jangan nak buat pasal ah. aku dapat tau siap korang!!!! hehe selamat berpuasa. kan member dah berbual melayu.

amcm? ade bakat tk? kalau korang nak tau....................................... I FAILED MY MALAY!!!

ok out of topic already. so banus, when are we going out to fast together? i know lah you guys busy right. but no need to be so busy women lah. make urself free this week. i dont care or else..... aingk

Okay, sorry for not updating sucha long time. You guys should know by now that I got diagnosed with H1N1 before a week I took my CA2. Right? So I think I know how I got it. Well, three days before I fall sick, a guy who sells toothpaste came knocking on my door. He was sucha a loser I tell you! The way he dressed himself, the way he walks, the way he talks and all. Disgusting fellow. His teeth were like bugs bunny, bugs bunny also kalah sia. His hair center parting, he tucked in his shirt and wore his pants high. OMG la. And when he talk, he spits and gagap2 like that. Double OMG la. And his face, looked like a raper(is there such word?). Oh well, I also dunno why I bought the toothpaste from him. Maybe cause idw to see him again? Maybe la. So anw, I think I got the disease from him. You know the toothpaste, it tasted like shit. I think he anyhow make one la. Maybe when making it, HE SPITS. AHHH, so yeah. Suspected him. MUST kill that guy for making me suffer for 1 sickening week!

Anw, happy hols people!

Yours truly,
Yellow Ranger.