To: Stupid people without dictionary

Ouhkae babies, now my turn again to blog
aites me too, i have been ignoring emergency call or rather i know what the emergency was but i chose not to care about the problem
anywaes the emergency was not really and emergencies
like for example..
you know some people are just so stupid, like do they
not know anything abt what emergency is?
is it not in their dictionary or they jus dun own one
goshes people..they probably cost about few thousand dollar for one
really good dictionary
what so expensive about that?
i mean you work for few months already can get the thousand what..
ouhkae you know whats their emergency?
one of them called me because their friend fainted
and there are saliva foam coming out of their mouth
and i was like so??
i mean hello! im nt a freaking doctor for goodness sake
(actually nt a good thing that i am not a doctor, maybe thats why doctors are unsucessful becuase there aint me)
go to the hospital lahh..dat one your friend problem ahh who ask your friend
to be sick? who ask your friend to be unhealthy
in the frst place?
from young people want to give you healthy food and stuffs
you dun want..now sick, want to call me
you think im your mother?
you think im your god?can save you like that
hw many time want to say already
i only help people
liike when they cannot get the comb out of their hair,
when their cat got stuck at the tree,
or when you get your underwear stuck in the middle of your butt
than come and find me
those kind of stuffs, i wont hesitate
to help
understand?! goshes people..

Wassup, its been awhile eh?

lately nothing much happened. i saw Mas Selimut yesterday...
he was buying roti prata. i thought of arresting him at that very moment
but pity him ah. he looked hungry you know?
roti prata summore.
so i let him be. i mean, if it's fated for him to eat roti prata,
how can I ever arrest him right? it's destiny.

then today suddenly his face came out at News 8 Tonight.
FOOD POISON AH.
kesian member. rest in peace eh dude?
kaki dah tempang ade hati nk lari.

anyho, today i was walking around my neighbourhood
when i saw this aunty nagging to her kid in chinese. wah pontianak hear also can run.
i wanted to help the kid but nah, he deserved it.
nenenipupu.
who ask to play soccer and get dirt ur shirt up?
goondus.

i've no mission ah lately. now i'm the most tak-laku ranger around.
nobody beep me up anymore.

pathetic right.