We've got a FATTY situation !

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A GIGANTIC, most ENORMOUS, most HAIRY, BIG FAT Godzilla is at LOSE !!!

Reporters reported that this Orang Hutan? , Elephant? or the big blue Whale? is wondering around destroying lives, houses & vehicles around you. According to many eye witnesses, this "creature" seems to be tagging nonsensical stuffs on many people's blog in a stupid manner. It seems like this "creature" is trying to tell all of us something that we, HUMANS couldn't even understand a thing. I'm sure all of us here are praying for some miracle or SUPERHEROES to come & save our lives before this "creature" destroys the last mankind of our beloved EARTH.

Help somebody ! HELP !
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This looks like a job for, "BANU RANGERS !"

Fear no FATTY, cos here comes 'MR P.E' !
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Our P.E teacher saw this "creature" destroying lives & decided to make it run millions of laps around the stadium till some calories are burned or exploded, at least. Pink Ranger kicked her in the ass but this "creature" didn't even feel a thing. Other rangers decided to help by doing the same thing but still it couldn't be moved ! (The Script should have change their song title to, "The FATTY who can't be moved.) Fed up with this situation, we called all the living humans & animals to gather together to do some serious ASS kicking to this monster ! Finally, all of us succeeded & felt proud that the "CREATURE" is gone from this WORLD !

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All thanks to "THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD". (:

Jojo.

Ok so, sorry for not updating.

It's not that I done have any mission, but it's just that....... I forgot this blog's password. So you see my problem? Good. If you don't, tell your mom. You might have asthma.

Anyway, our job were very limited lately because we're back to school. What? Rangers go to school too okay. Which school? Superheroes school. Even Superman went to that school once but he flunked because he couldn't even spelled the world " environment " correctly. Oh, also, Ninja turtles are our classmates. Cool right? I know. Want powers? Easy. Create a blog and name yourself Power Puff Girl. There.

So anyway, the heaviest duty we had was during New Year's celebration. Yes, tight mission. I was Jackson Rathbone's security guard while Yellow Ranger was Alex Turner's, Pink Ranger's was David Archuleta's, Green Ranger was Jason Mraz's and Black Ranger was Muthusami's (:

It was very crowded and we had to be very careful. Then........... Suddenly. BOOOOOOOOOOM. Mojojojo arrived. Not surprised. I knew it. This monkey ah! I'll tell your mom Mojojojo. Mojomama will be very angry at you! So Yellow Ranger went and stopped Mojojojo, and...

Yellow Ranger : Sorry berok, out of here now.
Mojojojo : What?
Me : Yes. Out of here. NOW.
Mojojojo : But..but...
Me : What?
Mojojo : I am here to celebrate New Year lah!
Us : O.O

So we let him in. What to do? Then everything goes smoothly. No mess. Nothing. Couples making out. As usual, condom didn't fit and stuffs. Boring.

I'll update if there's anything interesting okay? Because I think Cicakman and Obama is saving taking our place as the superheroes. GRRRR.

Got lorry. Got bus. Got day, Can reply. (translated from Malay's version)

Nobody's save currently.